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I just love REEK!
This is my confession. I'm totally obsessed with bad smells. I love it all, especially the smell of putrid hot vinegar just makes my man log go insane with anticipation even when I even look at a bottle of vinegar. Blocks of cheese are no exception! And I love when the city I live in has a garbage strike and they pile up all that disgusting garbage in the hot sun and it stands there like a pyramid of beauty and I can feel my balls tingle in excitement. I sometimes go weeks without brushing my teeth so I can lick my thick upper arm and then drag my nose across it, digging it into my flesh so I can smell the disgusting saliva scent. Girls and guys with B.O make me fall in love! It's like cupid shot his arrow that reeked of B.O into the other person and I fall head over heels in love, my nostrils flare like a mad man! I have dreams of people walking on my face with bare feet that reek to high heavens and leave trails of vinegar smelling sweat across my face. My goal is to have a 10 person orgy but everyone reeks of unwashed ass and pure shit. I got fired from my job at a fish and chips restaurant because I was found wiggling my ass on the cold tiles while smelling a bottle of vinegar. I can't function! All I think about is bad smells! What is wrong with me? Even when I tell my therapist, they start talking but all I can think about is their B.O smelling armpits and their vinegar feet confined inside their boots eager to walk all over my face. I just love reek and I demand there be a club for all the reek warriors out there! REEK FOR LIFE!
I love the smell of dirty strong pussy. Girls with hairy pits too
You like the smell of skunk spray?
Gay guy here and I hear you man. The smell of vinegar, cheese, even mustard gets me off too.
I love vinegar! Its smell makes me horny! I love to throw it on myself and masturbate.
I also like to masturbate other people with vinegar
I don't know about reekng or smelling, but, since I live alone and work from home, have had 3-4 day stretches of wearing the same clothes and not showering. If I'm going somewhere, I will, but after that or in between being home and having to head out, it's not unusual for me to be as-is for days at a time. Get food on my clothes, don't care. Nobody sees me anyway. It's kind of a challenge sometimes to see how long I can go without showering or shaving.
I have had bouts where I wouldn't take off my clothes for weeks on end maybe even months to the point where they would stick to my skin and I would have to peel the material off in strips! And let's say I had a white t-shirt, by the second week it would turn yellow. I had to cut a hole in my underwear because I couldn't remove them so I would basically just shit through the hole. I live in a tiny duplex and I got complaints from my neighbors of a foul odor coming through their vents! They described it as, and I quote, "Somebody is boiling shit". Guilty as charged! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!
You're so Horny!