Account Login
On ThePornDude Hall-of-Fame
Hiram “Peckertrack” Wedders
Hiram is a mountain man of West Virginia. He’s smart but he acts retarded. His favorite saying is,” Have you ever heard a bullfrog fart?” Followed a a big fart sound made with his mouth.
Some call him Peckertrack cause when he was a youngster he crawled up on the dinner table and reaching way across for a biscuit his long pecker fell out of his overalls and drug through the gravy. Thus making a pecker track.
He was proud to be hung like a Missouri mule and not the least bit embarrassed. He was always “accidentally” showing it to the old women. They’d cover their mouths, kinda laugh and comment in low voices. He’d proudly pull it out to show to any man that was curious as-too the rumors. He one many a bet by laying ten silver dollars touching each other down the length of that thang.
He’d ask us young boys, “You ever sucked a sweeter dick than mine?” We’d answer, “Why hell no!” and “No fucking way.” The old men on the porch thought that was hilarious. And Hiram would rare back and belly laugh. We didn’t know what we had said that was so funny.
No Comments Yet