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My boss fired me .
My boss fired me . I got caught urinating in the coffee pot in his office. His secretary saw me. I didn't say anything I knew it was useless. I got my revenge because I'm collecting unemployment. Oh well. He asked me if I had done this before . I said no . Truth is I jacked off in his fancy hazelnut coffee creamer. Oh well it was worth it. Good thing he caught me though. Next step would have been laxatives in the pudding he brings from home. I would have loved to seen him with shit running down his legs .
I imagine the boss deserved it. He probably expected you to perform actual work in exchange for being paid. What a jerk, huh? He thought you should be productive in at least some minimally passable way. Unbelievable. I hope he fired the secretary too for catching you pissing in his coffee. What a bitch. I can't believe how people treat you.
Get a job, poofter!
…says the unemployed guy! Lol
Haha. Nice work. Fuk the boss
You are a disgusting pig. And I'm a dude. I hope you never find a job again.
You’re not a dude.
You’re a sniveling brat of a boy.
What you are doing is technically poisoning. The company did a good thing by firing you.
You’re just an asshole, that simple,,
Really? There’s no way that I’m like you!!
A simple-minded choad like you make slugs look intelligent.