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The pawn wife
My wife is a ex meth user she had pawned everything sometimes I wonder if she pawned her body for dope. She don't work so I the bread winner. We got into it the other day next day she goes and pawns her ring . I have GPS in all are vehicles. I told what she go pawn she said her ring needed gas money of course her cogs what not. So its are anniversary coming up told her i will not recognize it since she ain't got the ring and I won't pay to get it out. Am I wrong she know how I hate the pawn shop brings up old memories.
Get her back on the dumb dust and whore her out to the Stonehenge teeth gang, film it, sell the video to Crackheads Gone Wild ( they love meth and smack users too ) , and you might make enough to buy her a ring to staple into those encrusted labial flaps. Happy pimping, sucker !
Sounds like a plan I am right on it. Can only pimp one out at a time so waiting for your mom to be done with her last John. Bitch better have my money.
She's deader than the tissue between your ears ! Nice try, sucker !
Actually I was to busy thinking of another bullshit story to feed you.
Didn't pay attention in English class I guess
Nope to busy fucking your mom when you were at school