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In high school we had a very heavy makeout session. I fingered her for an hour. Sometimes deeply.
Later at home my ring was missing. I thought what you are thinking. Then I thought we’ll go at it again tomorrow night and maybe I can find my ring.
Well she was young and virgin so very snug. I’ll be damned the ring was still there. (Along with a good bracelet.)
Was it a girl’s bracelet?
My gf in high school was a cheerleader.
While my parents were gone, she came over after cheer practice still wearing her uniform.
Before sex I asked her to cheer for me without her shorts and panties.
While standing on one leg, she pulled the other leg up.
When she did a split, two class rings, a wedding ring, two quarters and a Buffalo nickel fell out.
The two class rings were from some football players I knew.
The wedding ring belonged to the head coach.
She needed change for the bus ride so that's how she got the quarters.
I had to call things off because she couldn't explain who left that that damn Buffalo nickel!
Best bull shit ive read all day, thank you