The Littlest Pro
I was leaving my local Shopping Mall heading for the underground car park when this girl stepped into my path and asked me for a cigarette. I laughed and told her to piss off and kept walking and she said she'd show me her tits if I gave her a smoke.
I said 'You even got any tits?" cause she was so small and she said gimme a smoke and find out. So I did and she had nice little tits. then she said she'd suck me off if I gave her the packet and I said OK. She was short and skinny but she gave great head. I came in her mouth and she just swallowed it and put her hand out for my smokes.
I gave them to her and she ran off. I been looking for her ever since but she's never there. I think she was homeless. I really want to take her home and give her a good meal and somewhere to stay and to fuck her.
That’s no way to treat your mum.