She caught me
Wife was supposed to be at work. She has a collection of dildos and vibrators. One of which is a suction cup dildo that she uses when I'm not home or in the shower. I got it out and put it on a kitchen chair and went to the living room. I was looking at bisexual porn. Mainly wife, husband and another guy.
To be clear, I am bisexual and my wife doesn't know. We moved and I haven't had time to find a fb. So I got naked, lubed up the dildo and sat on it. I was jerking off and fucking myself with the dildo when my wife walked in. She apparently had her wires crossed and didn't actually have to work.
So she walked in to see me with her dildo all the way in my ass and jerking off to porn on the TV of one guy fucking another in the ass while be ate out the woman.