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As I mentioned before in a post about masturbating at a trail head parking lot, yesterday I actually brought the dildo with me.
I left work around noon and took the drive up the hill to the park parking lot. It was kinda of a hot day but not as it has been. When I drove down the gravel road towards the parking I saw that the park ranger was driving out of the area. I thought this is perfect because I don't think he'll be back for a long while. As I pull into the parking lot not a soul was around and this time I parked in the middle of the parking lot along the edge near the restrooms in the open. I did a little survey of the area and walked around a bit to make sure no one was nearby. I get back to my truck and proceeded to take off my clothes, except shoes, and set them in the back. I was so horny from the thought of being very exposed in the open that I was hard as a rock. Anyways, I grabbed my normal sized dildo and lube and jumped in the back of the truck on my knees in the doggie style position with my hands on the cab of the truck. I then lubed up the dildo and began playing with my ass with it until I was ready to slide it in. After looking around a bit more and making sure everything was clear I then slid the dildo in my ass and started fucking myself good. I mean if anyone were to walk in from the trails or drive up I would most definitely be caught because I was right there in the middle of the parking lot bare ass naked in the back of my truck bent over fucking my ass with a dildo.. Who does this?? I kept doing this for a while, changing positions and even sitting on the dong bouncing up and down on it. After sliding on the toy for a while I lubed up my cock and started doing the slow strokes to make it last and then BAM! I shot several good squirts all over my back window and on my leg! Oh my god did this ever feel good. After I came I just kept riding the dildo for a little bit longer and enjoy the sticky mess everywhere and after I just pull the dildo out and sucked it clean, dirty and all. I then just sat back in the truck and enjoy my naked spent feeling of being outside. After a quick cleanup and getting dressed I slowly made my way out of the park and still no one. I was there for probably about an hour or so but damn that was exhilarating. I will have to do this again someday.
Ass to mouth is so VILE!!
Did you receive my email with the nude photos? I haven't heard back from you and now I'm not sure I have your correct email address.
I must have given you the wrong email. It's bisbeebc@icloud.com
You've got mail. Sorry for the delay. Better late than never. Hope you enjoy!
Good for you...see, I told you in your previous post you could get away with something like this. The next thing you need to try is venturing farther and farther from your truck in the nude, by walking the trails. It's an incredible turn-on. I know first-hand because there's a 50-acre wooded conservatory directly across the street from my wife's and my suburban house that our village turned into a park a few years ago by widening a bunch of footpaths and turning them into 20-ft. wide walking/biking trails. I've been walking around nude in this park for years now (unbeknownst to my wife). Most times it's at the buttcrack of dawn when nobody is around, but I've also done it in the middle of the day. It's a rush!
I'm working up the courage to attempted that. But as the season gets cooler weather the hiking park will get a little more busy. It would be fun to organize a nude hike.., or at least find one other person willing to attempted it with me.
My wife and I live in northeastern Wisconsin. Sunrise is going to be at 6:30 a.m. tomorrow but it's going to be a beautiful morning. I'll set my alarm for 5:45 a.m., get up, feed the cat, and then head across the street into the woods for my morning walk. My wife thinks it's great that I'm getting my exercise everyday; of course what she doesn't know is that I'm getting it in the nude! I wear minimal clothing when I head out: t-shirt, running shorts (no underpants), sweat socks, walking shoes. I walk about 300 yards down the main trail to the first of two wooden footbridges that the village built over two creeks that feed into a duck pond at the opposite end of the wooded park from our house. I veer off onto a simple footpath by this first footbridge and work my way back into what I call the "deep woods" where I can strip and stroll for the next 45 minutes with absolutely nothing on. I always finish up in a clearing way back in the forest where I sit down against a small tree and beat off over fantasies of watching two of my neighbors (who I know have a thing for my wife) fucking the shit out of my wife while I watch. It's a great way to work off that morning wood. In the woods!
You newd help, seriously! You don't share your wife.
That made my wood go up!
Just got back from my walk...and now my lovely wife is on her walk so I have some time to give you a quick re-cap. I actually got a late start and didn't get out there until around 6:15 a.m., but there was absolutely nobody out on the main walking trail--which surprised me since it's a beautiful morning (a bit on the chilly side...in the 60s...but you get used to it pretty quickly). I found my favorite spot in the deep woods...a fallen tree that's slightly elevated off of the ground, which makes for a nice place to sit and untie my shoes and pull off my socks (which I absolutely need so as not to track shit into the house from the filth covering my feet after my walk). I pulled off my t-shirt and dropped my running shorts down around ankles and kicked them up so that they draped across the fallen tree. I am now completely naked (except for my wedding ring) and I start my walk. What an incredible feeling...the crisp morning air against my bare skin and the moist dirt beneath my bare feet. I follow a racetrack-sized loop through the deep woods that I'd guess takes me on a half-mile hike through the forest; the last leg of this loop is risky because there's a stretch of about fifty yards where I am COMPLETELY visible to people out for a walk or a bike ride along the main trail directly across the creek that separates the main trail from where I'm walking. But nobody saw me today. When I completed my first loop, I started my second loop in order to get back to that clearing I told you about in my earlier post where I like to jack off. Once again I sat back totally naked against my little tree in the clearing, picturing one of my neighbors fucking my wife doggy-style a mere five feet in front of me, slapping her beautiful ass cheeks back and forth and calling her a whore. I came a FISTFUL!
Sounds like a great walk and a perfect way to end it.
Well, today was my last day walking naked through my woods across the street. My wife and I are moving in a couple of weeks, and her last day at her job was today. So long as she was at her office (I work out of my home office), it was easy coming home with filthy feet and washing them off in our laundry room tub prior to walking around the rest of the house. I won't be able to do that after today. But I did make the most of it. After my wife left for work this morning around 8:15 a.m., I headed across the street and into the woods immediately. I took a LONG walk through what I call the "deep woods" that are off the main walking/biking trail; not only did my "loop" through these woods take about an hour, I also was COMPLETELY VISIBLE to the main walking/biking trail for about the least ten minutes of my walk. Nobody saw me, however. And just like before, I plopped myself down by my tree in the dirt in my little clearing and beat off over a fantasy of my wife sitting on her heels with her face buried deep in my neighbor's buttcrack. Then, right after lunch, I headed out again...only this time to a different section of the woods off the main walking/biking trail that run alongside a little sandy creek that I like to walk in. It runs right in back of some people's houses but they can't see me because of all the brush. Then I ended up in another clearing where I had another beat-off session over my wife doing the neighbors. The afternoon outing only lasted about a half hour, though, because as I was plopped down against my tree masturbating, all of a sudden I see a guy's legs in blue jeans walking in his backyard too damn close to the edge of the woods where he would have DEFINITELY seen me had I not gotten up and scrambled to safety. I followed a different path back to where I'd left my clothes and ended up masturbating there instead.
Sounds like a fun day but too bad you are moving. I'm sure you will find a new place to adventure off too. If you'd like to correspond with other stories and pics, my email is Bisbee at I cloud dot com.
P.S. I do have some good pics of me walking through my woods in the nude. This past 4th of July weekend the wife took a trip with friends and left me alone. So I got up each day that weekend at 4:30 p.m. right when it was starting to get light out (sunrise was at 5:15 a.m.) and immediately headed into the woods. On one of the days I took my digital camera and tripod and basically documented myself being totally naked along the main trail. It was fucking awesome! When I get settled in at our new place I'll try to remember to send you some for your masturbatory enjoyment.
Correction: I got up at 4:30 a.m.
I've been thinking about how to get a few more walks in before we leave, and I should be able to do it. Now that my wife isn't working, she sleeps later and I have to get up at 6:00 a.m. to feed the cat, so what I should be able to do is go for more "crack of dawn" walks. I'll of course be home by the time the wife wakes up, and then I'll hold off taking my shower until she goes out for her early morning walk like she always does. This way I can take my time scrubbing my filthy feet and the wife won't walk into the master bathroom while I'm doing this. I'm really going to miss this place just because those woods were so fucking convenient with one of only three entrances to the walking/biking trail directly across the street from our house, No need to drive someplace and have to park my car (like you) where a nosy cop or ranger might get suspicious and start looking around.
Yep I hear ya. Glad you are able to get out and give it one last go around. Correction on the email. It's Bisbee BC @ I cloud dot com. Would love to see the pics.
Is it Bisbee_BC with an underscore, Bisbee BC with a space, or BisbeeBC all run together?
Run together. No space.
Are you gay or bisexual? Just the thought of you beating off over pictures of me outdoors in the nude is making me very hard right now...
Let's exchange emails. You have mine now and we can chat more.
Bisexual. I love sucking a nice cock.
Love the fact that you're bisexual. Single or married? As you can tell from my posts, I fantasize all the time about other guys doing my wife. Once we start emailing I will tell you all about her (no photos, unfortunately). Would LOVE for you tell me all the nasty things you'd do to her...either behind my back or while I watch. I have to set up a new email address somewhere just for our correspondence, so sit tight.
Married but no sex life, hence the constant masturbation and cock sucking fetish.. Yes, set up the email and we'll chat and exchange photos.
Married with no sex life here, either. Although my wife looks fucking amazing in her little denim cut-offs and mini-skirts. Legs that go on for miles with a gorgeous ass that she just loves showing off. Such a prick tease. Which is why I fantasize about her getting fucked by the neighbors and other guys (like you). Because she doesn't do me.
No sex life with a sexy wife as you say?? Wow.. I'd be pounding her pussy and ass daily..
My wife became disabled about 21 months ago and is physically unable to perform or enjoy sex anymore.
So sorry to hear about your wife...
I would love to be pounding my wife's pussy and ass daily, but she's just not into having sex anymore. But like I said, she loves showing off what she's got. We've even talked about how it's obvious our two neighbors have a thing for her, as well as our insurance agent and other guys. She just laughs it off and says "well, they can look but they can't touch."