Small, Hairy, and Smelly

When I was in high school, I had this female friend who jokingly told me that my penis was “small, hairy, and smelly” even though she never saw it before. At the time I got offended, but now it turns me on to think about her saying that to me. I sometimes imagine her making fun of my penis while I masturbate. I enjoy the humiliation, even though my penis is considered average size (3 inches flaccid, 6 inches erect).

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  • I'm a woman. Don't believe a girl when she says size doesn't matter it does.

    Most of my girlfriends complain they wish their boyfriend or husband were bigger. 6 inch is barely enough we all want at least 8.

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