Small, Hairy, and Smelly
When I was in high school, I had this female friend who jokingly told me that my penis was “small, hairy, and smelly” even though she never saw it before. At the time I got offended, but now it turns me on to think about her saying that to me. I sometimes imagine her making fun of my penis while I masturbate. I enjoy the humiliation, even though my penis is considered average size (3 inches flaccid, 6 inches erect).