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Tell us about your first orgasm.
Here’s mine. I was maybe 13, at the bleeding edge of puberty. I was massively horny, playing with myself as often as nobody was looking, constantly pants-splittingly erect. As a Catholic kid, I probably had no idea that orgasms even existed.
One day I’m in my room and starting to change my clothes, hard as usual. Then my two-year-old sister, not socialized enough to knock yet, barges right in. In less time than it takes to tell, I pull down my pants, lie on the bed and say, “Hey J___, look at this!”
She, ever the curious toddler, walks right up, studies my throbbing hardon for a second, then reaches out and grabs it. I come instantly, bucketloads of pent-up semen. She lets go, face puzzled, and walks out of the room.
Imagine my surprise.
My first panicky thought is, “What if she tells Mom?!” Then I remember that she is barely able to babble, let alone spill the beans. I never heard another word about it.
M 68. I grew up in a more innocent era when there was no internet porn. And no real sex education. All we had was Playboy Magazine, and they were almost impossible for a young guy to get their hands on. But a friend of mine had shown me how to spit on my palm and stroke my dick to make it hard. That's really about all I knew, other than the fact that looking at the occasional Playboy that we got hold of was pretty exciting. But I didn't know why it was exciting. Like I said, it was a more innocent era, and I didn't even know what sex was. But I did know that I enjoyed playing with my dick.
When I was probably 12 or 13 I started getting really interested in the few things I had heard about sex. One night I was lying in bed playing with my dick, and it really felt good, so I just kept on going. Suddenly, something weird happened and my whole body felt like it had electricity running through it. I also noticed that my spit-covered dick got a lot more wet. I didn't know what was happening, but I did know that I liked it. So I started playing with myself every night before going to sleep. And every night I had that same electric shock feeling that I liked.
The funny thing is that I thought I'd discovered something new that no one else knew anything about. It was probably a year later, having heard all the big talk stories from guys at school, that I finally figured out what it was that was happening to me. I was having an orgasm and ejaculating.
I still like playing with my dick.
I was just curiously playing with my cock because it obviously felt very good. As I sat on the bathroom floor I folded a few pieces of Kleenex and wrapped them around my very stiff 13 year old cock. I just began rubbing up and down and I wish I could experience that feeling again for the first time when my balls tightened and a huge sticky load up cum literally shot out of the tip of my swollen cock head at warp speed. The tile floor was dark brown and my cum covered about 3-4 tiles it shot out with such force and distance. Needless to say I was right back there almost daily to repeat that amazing beat off session. I wish I could still shoot huge ropes of jizz like that now at age 59. I’ve jerked off close to 5000 times since that day in 1978.
14 dick in my ass & reach around handy. Blew my biggest load ever. Had cum dripping out for two days.
My first orgasm was a surprise.
It was during a sleepover with my bestfriend. We're both males. He was about seven months older than me.
We used to lay in bed next to each other and tell dirty stories. Trying to get ourselves excited. He would tell me about things he did with his female cousin, or about his sister.
I would make stuff up. I didn't have any real experience with girls.
We would lay under the covers with our underwear pulled down. Not all the way, just in case someone checked on us.
We would "check" to see if the other was getting a boner occasionally. Wondering if our stories were working.
At one point, as my friend told me one if his stories, I grabbed a stuffed Easter bunny that my mom had given me maybe a year earlier.
I pulled my underwear down, past my knees.
I placed the bunny underneath my body as I rolled over on top of it. Shoving it down towards my stiffie.
I placed my penis between the stuffed animals legs. Holding them tightly against my skin.
As my friend lay next to me, I started pretending to have sex with my Easter bunny.
Sliding in and out between the soft furry legs as I held them.
The soft fabric tickled my sensitive skin. I felt incredible. Everything tingled.
Without warning, I had this incredible urge to pee. "Oh God!", I thought.
I was afraid that I was going to wet the bed. It just came on so fast.
I jumped out of bed as I began spurting. Trying to hold it back, I put my hand in front of it. My testicles ached.
I ran as quietly I could to the bathroom. Spasming along the way.
When I got to the toilet, my "pee" was thicker than usual. It spurted out in jets that almost hurt.
It took a while before it finally stopped. Before I thought it was safe to go back to bed.
I thought that I had broken something.
My friend explained to me what had happened when I got back into bed. He had already had some experience in that area.
We went back to what we were doing, until it was his turn to cum.