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After 11 years of marriage, I began to suspect my (now ex-)wife Allie was having an affair. Or more than one, I didn't know. If she was, she was very careful. We had years ago talked about and rejected the idea of video cameras in the house, so that was out. I didn't want to spend the money to pay a PI to get evidence unless I was pretty sure it was there. So I had to just wait and think.
One Wednesday when I got home from work Allie was already there. Usually she got home about 15 minutes after me. She said she took off from work early because she had a headache. (Her schedule was pretty flexible so taking a few hours off anytime she wanted was not a problem.) When I was up in our room changing and she was starting dinner, I took a careful look around. The sheets were freshly changed and the old ones were not in the laundry hamper, so they must have been in the washing machine in the basement. I saw nothing out of order in the bathroom, although the shower was a bit damp. When I was about to give up I sat down on my side of the bed to tie my shoes, and there, on one of the slippers I keep next to the bed, was a big, unmistakable glob of cum.
I sat there, almost hyperventilating, then decided I would get one more piece of evidence before shelling out for a PI. After a bit of thought, I had an idea, so I went on down to eat dinner.
On Monday the next week, I stopped at the hardware store on the way home, then spent all of two minutes in the bathroom working with a screwdriver. I beat her home on Tuesday and Wednesday. On Thursday, she was already there, and gave me a big kiss. She smelled freshly showered. She went to start dinner, and I went to our bathroom, locked the door, and examined the shower. I pulled out the in-drain "wedding ring" trap I had installed on Monday. (Ironic name, I thought.) I twisted it open and found it half full of cum. This time I wiped a bunch of it onto a washcloth and put it in my bedside table, then after dinner brought up a plastic sandwich bag to put the cloth in. The next day I visited a PI.
When I started dating my wife, I was a virgin and she was not. She told me that she had sex with both of her previous boyfriends. She asked me if that was a problem and I told her that it wasn't. I actually thought that she was more desirable since she already knew what she liked about sex and would teach me since she was my first. While we dated, she also dated other guys and would have sex with them. I looked at her having sex with other guys and her getting more experience. When I asked her to marry me she had sex with nearly 20 other guys. She told me that she wouldn't be able to stop having sex with others. I told her that I wouldn't try to stop her and she agreed to marry me. Over the twenty years that we have been married she has had sex with over 100 men. I love my experienced wife.
Load of crap not cum
Seriously? You do know that cum rapidly dissolves in water, and would not be left in a shower drain? That's the stupidest load of streaming bullshit I've ever read.
So what did the PI find out? Who was she screwing?
Glad im not the PI eeeeuck !!
The dude must be a heavy load cummer.