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Peeing where you aren't supposed to
I enjoy nothing more than peeing where I'm not supposed to. Ever since I was a little boy I got a thrill from peeing where I thought I might get in trouble. In elementary school I would pee in people's yard that I didn't know. Pee in the middle of a neighborhood playground. Pee on the floor of a public toilet.
In the 3rd or 4th grade I started peeing in my underwear (white fruit of the loom briefs at that age) and would just say I had an accident. It was my first experience with a sexual type thrill and I loved it. I did it very often and once talked a friend in to doing it with me - but, we got in trouble for that when he told his mom. So, to avoid getting in trouble too much for that, I started wrapping my penis in toilet paper, put my underwear back on, and peed while in my bed.
I think this is probably why started masturbating at a young age. I remember being very surprised at 9 or 10 that my penis got so hard during these experiences, and I had the urge to play with it after I would pee. I didn't ejaculate for a few more years, but that was the beginning for sure.
Peeing in my underwear is still one of my favorite things, along with peeing where I shouldn't. I like to combine the two things... I'll wear a pair of shorts that I can easily move out of the way, go somewhere that is somewhat private but still not where you should pee. My favorite is the carpeted hallway of a building like a hotel. Squat down, move my shorts out of the way and pee... my underwear soaks and then leaks on to the floor. So amazing. I love it.
I usually feel too guilty to leave it there so I'll find some way to bring a towel and cleaning stuff if needed so I'm not leaving too bad of a mess. I've rented a couple hotel rooms over a weekend for the purpose of pissing all over them and that is an amazing experience. I drink a ton of water before and while I'm there so its not smelly gross piss, just nice and clear. I don't piss on anything I don't think I can clean (electronics, books, etc) and I put a pad under the sheets so the mattress isn't ruined. But, after that, I spend the next 2 days trying to cover the whole room in my piss. Its so much fun. Would love to do it more but always kinda nervous. Of course I masturbate several times over the weekend, but I bust my load in a towel or something - cum is harder to clean up that just clear piss.
Anyway.. that's my confession.
The local walking path where I live has a public bathroom that I love to go in strip naked and pee everywhere.
Never hit the toilet or urinal! So much fun!
Love this story!! I love pissing in places that are naughty!! So horny now
Great story! I pissed my briefs as boy for fun all the time too! glad to know I'm not the only one!
I've made a rule for myself when I'm in a public restroom, which is that I'm allowed to piss anywhere except in the toilet. Everyone should do this.
Agreed! i can't remember the last time i actually pissed in the toilet in a public restroom. great fun!
Hell yea, that's hot
You shouldn't clean up after yourself.
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I used to deal with property damage claims and would be in fire or water-damaged houses, alone, for hours on end. If the toilet didn't work (and even sometimes if it did), I'd let loose wherever I wanted or was. Working in a bedroom? Unzip and go on the floor or corner. Basement? Find already damaged clothes or whatever, and stream onto them. One house had a craft room, and I had to go, so..Used the cloth and cardboard to relieve myself.
One woman had her wedding dress made into table covers and the like, and, as they were already smoke damaged..I pissed all over them. Just for fun.
That's fucking hot. where's your favorite place to piss like that?
Haha, fuck yea. nice! I never piss in the toilet at a hotel either.
Me neither! my favorite is that first piss right after you get there. I love fantasizing about where I'm going to piss as the anticipation builds.
I seem to have lost my desire to stay at a hotel.
LOL ! Don't you know that an ultraviolet light in his room would be quite a show !