Wife drops a bomb
So, my wife and I agreed to a semi open relationship a few years ago. I work on an oil rig and am gone sometimes weeks at a time. She is a very sexual and horny woman and being without for 3 weeks at a time is just not an option. So when I'm gone, when she gets in the mood she has sex with another guy.
It's been 4 years since we decided on doing this. I'm pretty open and easy going. She has slept with 6 different guys in 4 years. Most recent guy she's been with for over a year now.
So during this quarantine she dropped a bomb on me. We had just had sex and it was a good one. She said, "Honey. I think I'm ready to settle down." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Stop sleeping with other men." I said, "You sure about that? What about when im on the rig?" She said, "I want to get married again." I said, "you want to divorce me?" She said, "Heavens no. I want to marry mark." I said, "Ok. I'm confused." She said, "You know that show sister wives? Well this would be a brother husband."
I said, "How is that going to work?" She said, "We all live together. Split the bills. When you are gone, Mark and I are a couple. When you are home, we are a....triple." I said, "You are married to me. You are married to him...and I am married to him?" She said, "Exactly. Think you'd be up for it?" I said, "It would be different. Could be cool. I could suck dick. Would he suck mine?" She said, "One way to find out." I said, "Hi how is that?" She said, "Threesome tonight."
So did you suck his dick, or what?
Lol!