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Regrets (she pissed in the dirt though)
Last summer I was dating this girl and she was pretty cool, very smart, and gorgeous. The only problem was that when she drank, she drank a lot. She didn't drink often, but when she did she would get totally shitfaced and embarrass me.
It came to a head when we went to an outdoor wedding of a mutual friend. There was a lot of booze at the reception, and she was downing cocktails like they were water. I told her to slow down, as she was slurring her words and shit, but she kept going to the bar. Even our friends were worried about her, as she was stumbling in her heels (she finally took them off) and making all kinds of inappropriate jokes about sex and shit. She didn't smoke, but she did that day, probably a pack.
I was chatting with another guy while she was in the smoking area, and I went to go find her. I walked over there and she was crouched down, had her skirt up to her waist, panties around her knees, cigarette in hand, and was taking a piss in the dirt while about 10 guys were filming it with their phones. A few women were too. I almost died. I was so embarrassed. I told her that I'd had enough of this shit and left. Our relationship was over.
I haven't had a girlfriend since, and I miss her. I miss waking up next to her, doing little things like holding hands, or walking through the park. She's now dating a guy I know and I'm a little jealous that he is banging her. I want her to me mine again, but I fucked up because she pissed in the dirt.
Yeah you did fuck up. It’s too bad she can’t handle her liquor but yeah you did fuck up. You should have taken her away when you walked up and saw what was happening. Did you even take care of her or did you just dump her on the spot? Hell she could have been taken advantage of by one or more of the 10 guys.
Geez everyone has issues maybe you should have asked her about it when she sober.
If you dumped her once because of her behaviour do you really think she'll change? If I was the guy dating her now I'd feed her booze often and invite friends over for some good old fashioned gang-banging.
One of the smoke pit phone boys said to the other, as they filmed a drunk bitch pissing, " Are you getting this, because I'm getting pissy reception at this pissy reception ! ?? "