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Our mynah bird
My wife and I have a pet mynah bird, which, if you don't know, can learn and replicate human speech, like parrots do. To my bewilderment, our bird has recently learned the phrase, "Fuck me, Big Boy, fuck me."
I've been married to my wife for 4 years and she has never done dirty talk ever. We've had the bird the whole time we've been together and it has only recently learned this phrase. I asked my wife if she is cheating on me, but she says I'm crazy. Then how the fuck did this bird learn this?
It's amazing what a married woman will say when she's got a different cock in her.
Your wife has been watching porn with the parrot nearby. Lol.