Crossed genes

About four years ago, I found out my wife was cheating on me with her best friend's husband. I wanted to murder both of them or throw her out, but finally I calmed down and planned a more subtle revenge. I went to her friend Joan's house when Annie (my wife) was at our house fucking Jon, Joan's husband. I told Joan what was going on, and she said she didn't believe me- actually what she said was "I could picture Annie doing it, she's been a whore since high school, but Jon wouldn't do this to me." So I turned on my tablet and pulled up the image from my security cameras. We watched the one in our bedroom which showed Annie and Jon fucking their brains out bareback, then Annie licking his asshole and then, the finale, Jon banging her in the ass for about ten minutes then coming all over her while she laughed.

Now it was Joan who wanted to kill them. I suggested instead that she not say anything to Jon, because turnabout is fair play. She got a big smile on her face, grabbed my package, and pulled me into the bedroom. When we were naked, she immediately climbed on top of me and fucked me cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl, all the time saying, "We have to be quick, Jon will be home." We were, and I went home to find Annie in the shower and the bedroom all cleaned up and the bed made.

The next day I called Joan and she cried a little and said she realized the fucking she saw on the security camera was a lot better than she had ever given Jon, so if she confronted him he would leave her. I said, let's leave things where they are for now, and I invited myself over that afternoon.

Fast forward 5 months, and Annie told me she was pregnant and, "You're going to be a daddy!" I restrained myself and asked how that could be when I always use condoms with her, and she said, "It must have been that night when we were both drunk and you started to put the condom on inside out then changed it to the right way."

The next day I had my usual Tuesday afternoon date with Joan, and I told her Jon had gotten my wife pregnant. I told her that I hated the idea of raising his child. She said, "Remember we said turnabout is fair play? I'd love to raise your child without that prick knowing whose it was." We looked at each other for a minute and then took our clothes off and started our first "try." She had to stop taking the pill, so it took me three months to knock her up. She told me Jon was suspicious when she told him because he and Joan hadn't been doing it very often and she had been on the pill. She ignored his suspicions and called him a bastard for saying something like that.

Some genealogist is going to have fun sorting this shit out. Meanwhile, Joan and I have all the DNA evidence we need if we ever want a divorce on grounds of infidelity.

By Anonymous

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