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I Help Neighbor Chill Out
Living next to me is this lazy ass guy. Won't do anything. Seldom mows the lawn. Empty soda cans all over the place. Won't look why his live in female partner vehicle isn't running right. They moved in next to me several years back. His female live in isn't the best looking woman out there. She's a heavy smoker, I guess to relieve her stress and has a head of hair on her which she takes pride of having. She's always sitting outside puffing away on her cigarettes and sipping a beer. We would wave to each other and exchange mail that was put in the wrong address. Then it happened, she started cheating with me.
I heard the doorbell. There stood skinny Meg with shorts on exposing her legs with blue veins. "I'm stressed out, I need to relieve and talk with someone. You wouldn't have a beer in there that would chill me out, babe?" I said. "Sure come on in." As she stepped in she asked if she could smoke inside. She lit up a cigarette while I pulled a beer out of the fridge. "I don't want to seem nutty, but can we talk in the bedroom?" she asked. "That helps me chill out whenever I pissed with my live-in." I thought to myself, thinking she's very bold and forward of fucking me even though I have more years on me than her.
I showed her the bedroom while I freshened up in the bathroom. When I entered the bedroom, Meg was totally naked on the bed smoking and sipping beer. She was playing with her big clit that she has hiding in the forest between her veiny skinny legs. "This is how I get relieved, Jon, masturbating my clit." and she did have a huge clit. She started telling me what happened that upset her while she puffed her cigarette and played with her vagina. I took off my pants and started stroking my dick. "Nice of you masturbating with me , Jon. I want to come here often and have you calm me down and get my live-in off my mind." she explained as she motion me to come closer and blew smoke to my penis and felt my sack making it sway back and forth. "Rub that dick across my nipples, I want to feel that precum you are getting." as she puffed on her newly lit cigarette. She then told me in the future she wanted to get orgasms from sucking on her clit and talking dirty to her while I grabbed and pulled the hair on her head hard while I fucked her from behind as she smoked. She gets no pleasure while being around her live-in, I'm the medicine she needs.
I had to invest in a smoke remover and cleaners and wash my clothes more often and shower after Meg leaves, but she has became my toy. I love pulling her hair and talking nasty about her live in and give her cream pies that she rubs over her huge clit.
That actually sounds great. Reminds me of a neighbor we had once. Karen was married to an older guy with a lot of hobbies and I heard from her later, not great in the love department.
She was a full fledged Nympho, which I didn’t know at the time. My MIL lived on the other side of us and certified that Karen was a crazy and sex starved bitch. Note to self! I had got Karen a few times in her backyard walking around topless with her hands down her unzipped jeans rubbing one out. On one occasion she saw me watching and just smiled? A week later when my GF left on errands Karen walked over and came right in the porch door to visit unannounced. She had seen my GF leave and asked if I had some time. I responded with “ Nice to see you to, what can I do for you”. She didn’t hesitate and said “ I hope you liked what you saw last week, I need a fuck and I mean a good long hard pounding”. “ Get your fucking close off and eat my cunt.” I stripped on the spot as she did and grabbed my 7” rock hard cock and started jerking off. She jumped on the kitchen bar spread eagle and displayed her huge 2” monster clit, Wow! I sat on the bar stool and leaned in. I sucked and ate her clit while jacking my cock. She grabbed her 32C small tits, pinching her long nipples yelling “eat that cunt boy, make me cum, wank that cock”! I wasn’t ready for the squirt from her cunt as she came. I grabbed her from then bar and set her on the floor and began fucking her doggy. To this day I have never banged a women that hard. She rubbed her clit as I fucked her leaving puddles on the floor each time she came. She sprang to her feet and asked me to jerk off on her and I did. A huge load in her face and on her small tits. “You should clean this up before she gets home. I’ll be back again”
Why don't you just fuck a dirty, greasy ashtray ? You could stick a piece of chewed gum on it and pretend it's a big clit.