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Well..I am perverted
Sometimes I masturbate in my car on the way home from work, the other day a lady in an SUV saw me and laughed..
I stop at an adult bookstore on occasion to buy sex toys for the wife, the other day I went into a preview booth and was watching porn and jerking off.. as I was just about to cum a guy creeped up on me. Usually I shoo them away, but he caught me just at the height of my masturbation and asked him if he wanted my cum. I shot my load in his mouth.. and he sucked it down hard.. once I was done I pushed him away and left...
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Don't choke your chicken while you drive
Several years ago, I was stuck in traffic on a major highway, next to a gorgeous, tough chick-looking woman, with a partially-undone shirt and killer-long, jet-red nails (my preference). The heat, her, and traffic stoppage got the best of me, and, I let loose on myself, looking at her. Made her smile and nod, as she knew what I was doing, and, why... I felt like a pervert, but, knew I'd never see her again as soon as traffic started moving, so, gave myself a good one, to her.
What was perverted a bout that? I'm a married cock sucker, love cum .... and wish I had taken your big load.
We do crazy things in those heated moments. That's why I'm a slut.
Well if you stopped jacking off you wouldn't have to buy toys for your wife.