Shut the F### UP!
Out at a bar this weekend, a group of girls was at a table hanging out, and then they ended up moving to the bar. One was a loud troll who couldn't hold her liquor and was getting hammered and even more loud. It's amazing how one shrill voice can cut through loud music, but it did. She pronounced several vowels the same way, with that fucking NOISE, and she started criticizing everything, even ripping on some old regular who was just hanging and watching the game.
Three dudes were at the corner of the bar near the juke box and this scag went over and could barely get the money in the machine. She kept yelling "These songs SUCK," mostly because she couldn't run the machine. She yelled to her friends across the bar a few times, that shrill sound again, then made a comment about the 'shit metal' that was playing. Finally, one of the guys, a round guy who could probably lift a car, had enough and turned and screamed "SHUT...THE...FUCK...UP! JUST SHUT UP! ALL FUCKING NIGHT" It was the loudest I'd ever heard a human scream and she turned and stared at him for a second with a precious look on her face. She might have even pissed her pants. Then she turned and crept out of the bar, and I think one of the girls followed her. Bro got a huge round of applause and several drinks sent his way. Fucking mint.