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Understand wife
I must have the most understanding wife in the world.
My wife is a sex freak, she will do anything I ask or come up with when it come to sex. Only problem is, their's always a catch, she hates body hair. It's okay on my head and arms, but nothing on the face, chest, back, underarms, cock, balls, ass, or legs. I try to oblige her. Well this ended up costing me some cash. More razors, extra 20 minutes in the shower, shaving everything, bigger hot water heater, because I kept running out. Well I started to grumble a lot about it. My suggested having my body waxed. Well walk into a salon and tell the lady you want an all over body wax. I thing she pissed herself laughing so hard. Why is it they'll wax a womens private area but not a man's. I went and bought a few do it yourself home kits. I was sitting reading the instructions when my stepdaughter came home, wifes daughter. Well long story short, she volenteered to do it for me. Don't get the wrong idea perverts. Everything was going fine till she got to my ass, cock, and balls. Doing my ass was okay, but she started smearing the wax around my cock and balls, instant raging hard on. Everytime she pull a strip off, my cock erupted with a long thick stream of cum. Hitting my stepdaugher in the face or chest each time. He laughed about it at the time, and still do.
At supper that night my wife asked how my first waxing treatment went, thinking I had it done at a salon. I started to speak, when her daughter spoke up and said, " oh he like it very much", then she added that she did it for me, and that I must have cum on her a dozen times, waxing my cock and balls. I could just imagine the fight that was about to brew. But the only thing my wife said was, "Good I'm glad you too enjoyed your afternoon together, and saved money too".
Isn't she just wonderful.
That’s not the way a penis works.