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I have always been into SSBBW's or USSBBW's and not being married want to have as many affairs as possible. Now for those who are like me finding them use to be hard but then It all came to me, Walmart was the answer. Now most cities have plenty of them, their like coffee shops where there is one on every corner. One day I came up with a game plan that I would visit every Walmart in my area and on my fourth store noticed they had what seemed to be a virtual parking lot of handicapped scooters where the first three only had a few. After visiting all stores I settled on the fourth store and parked where I could see the front door from opening to closing. The best time was when the store opened for the first two hours and that's when I went in to check out the pickings. It was easy I would select the fattest and if she needed help to reach something I would say "let me get that for you". One day I spotted this 40 something blond who overflowed the scooter and saw her having a hard time reaching, "let me get that for the pretty woman" and the smile on her face from that flirting comment told me I had her. I told her I was going to the Mc Donald's that's inside the store before checking out and I would welcome the company. I stood off to the side to see if she showed and she did and she went direct to order. A minute or two later I went in and saw her at a table and caught her eye as I was paying for my coffee. When I got to the table she must have had a dozen egg muffins and a couple orders of pancakes and two large sodas. As we talked she asked if I was married when I said "no" she replied she was single too and within a day of this meeting I was fucking her pussy, ass and mouth twice a day. Once after a good fucking she asked if I liked big women and when I said the bigger the better she said she was a gainer and was 430 pounds now but did not plan to stop, how lucky for a FA like me. Over the next few weeks I met and fucked at will about a dozen women but from different days and hours. If any guys are like me take this tip and you'll be fucking fatties and many.
Supe obese scooter riding mama's are always ready for some dick. Just hold your nose and ride the wave in.
I just loved hooking up with the fattest of the fat chicks out there. They are so easy to get with. They are desparate for loven and all you need to do is get on their good sideswide with the offer of dinner and a movie. That's when you put the moves on them and they will spread those thunder thighs and give you the best, softest, most plush ride imaginable. I've nailed more than my share of 400 pounders over the years but the current one I'm fucking is well over 600lbs. I met her a year ago at a birthday party for my friends sister. I was introduced to her by the birthday girl and we just really hit it off.... She lives with her mom and she has her own scooter, handicapped accessible van and a bariatric bed. Her mother and sister take care of her and make sure she eats tons of fast food, candy and cakes. There is small wonder way she was so huge with a family of feeders taking care of her. Overall she seems happy and pretty well situated living wise... As luck would have it I've fallen head over heels for this big fat whale and I'm seriously considering buying an engagement ring to put on her obese finger. I'm just wondering what can I expect out of a marriage to a beach whale like her. I know the sex is incredible but is there more to it than that?...If anyone has any tips please feel free to let me know.
Sure there is more to it. A lot more. You'll be taking care of her, feeding her, and waiting on her hand and foot and seeing to her every need until her fat heart finally explodes somewhere in the not too distant future. You will also receive the kind of love and devotion few men get to experience. All those huge blobs of soft warm flesh and that super fupa will be all yours to love and caress until death do you part... Just go for it. She may not live to see a ripe old age but who cares... Live for the moment and make her the happiest woman she can be.
Don't do it, bro. She's a big fat disgusting sow and it's only going to get worse once she gets that ring on her bloated sausage finger.
You must be ugly as fuck.
Disgusting.
Pig fucker ALERT! Everyone hide your fat pig wives and girlfriends!
Why should I hide my fat wife? I love showing off my fat pig of a wife, she's gorgeous. 5'4", Strawberry blonde, blue eyes, beautiful soft freckled skin, a dazzling smile and 520 fantastic goddess like pounds. When she waddles into a room everyone just stops and stares. Eyes pop, jaws drop and dicks get hard. It's amazing and even more amazing is that her big fat soft juicy pussy is all mine.
Sounds like a dream.
Lucky guy.
Fucking a huge fatty is like riding in a big plush limo.
Fucking a "huge fatty" is for losers. At best fatties are only good for slump busting when you hit a dry spell. But in reality your hand is still a better option.
Leave the fat chicks on the fat chick rack. They smell, they suck in bed, they usually come with lots of mental baggage and they're super embarrassing to be seen with in public. If that's not enough to stay far away from the porkers, I don't know what is.
Amen... Fat women make terrible wives, girlfriends, mothers, employees, friends, etc you name it.. Their disgusting obesity is the outward manifestation of their mental, emotional and character defects.
Obviously you have never been married.
Gotta love the big game. The bigger the sow the better tasting the meat.
Fat chicks are sexually second rate. They are low class slump busters at best. They're gross, sloppy, ugly, and many have so much emotional baggage that they are clinically insane.
I am fucking a 200 pound woman and she has the best pussy. I snuggled up to her on her side about 3 AM this morning and she just backed that pussy on to my cock. Rolled her over on to her back after a few minutes and opened her up good and wide. Her thick legs just made me harder. Got one of her vibrators and she went to town on her clit. She came for me 3 times. I got on top of her and spread those legs so her wet pussy was was huge. I came so quick. Made her suck my cock just because I know she likes that. After she cleaned me off we fell back asleep. When the alarm went off I just got back on top of her and slid right in. Fucked her hard and came again. She says I owe her one now.
200lbs is hardly anything nowadays.. About average from my observations.
Congrats. But if you really want some good pussy, find a 400 pounder or bigger. That kind of fat pussy is the greatest on earth.
Unfortunately you need an extra, extra long hose to reach a fire that big.
You pal have to grow up now you can go back to your jerking off on mommy’s panties.
Only a ghetto nigger will fuck a fatty. No self-respecting white dude will touch a fat pig.
Fat pigs are always horny. Just make sure you have the proper equipment to deal with a double jumbo. You don't want a dissatisfied raging hippo on your hands.
Exactly, if you want to jump a bag of bones to each their own. Huge breasts, huge belly and amazing sex take your choice, ssbbw's are where it's at.
Exactly, especially the big bloated ones that can barely breathe with their squinty eyes fat filled, pink puffy cheeks and triple chins.
I've picked up a lot of fatties at Walmart, Target and even Home Depot. Some of them were quite good looking but each one was well over 350. One was a huge middle-aged scooter pig who was married with 3 children. She had that had to be over 600lbs, maybe even 700. I couldn't even get my arms half way around her bloated body. I amost couldn't get her up the few stair that led to my apartment but I pushed her fat butt up the stairs and through the door. She actually broke my bed but she was the horniest hog I ever been with. We spent a night together while her husband was out of town. She came at least 3 times while we where having sex and she ate 2 whole pizzas afterward. She told me that her husband won't have sex with her and won't even touch her because she got so fat. She desperately need someone to make love to her and I gladly jumped at the chance. I want to see her again as she is an amazing whale of a fuck.
Scooter fatties are the best. A that warm soft blubber just inviting your cock to come and play.
Don't let that prize hog get away. A 600 plus pounder that can still walk, get around and wants sex, is a grade "A" sow. They don't come much better than that. What was her face like? Was it homely and distorted and bloated or was she cute with chubby cheeks and a nice double chin?
Actually she was quite attractive. Nice blue eyes, cute pug nose, light freckles, strawberry blonde hair, chubby cheeks and nice double chin. She's probably around 40 but looks at least 10 years younger. She's a great fuck as well. I don't understand why her husband would not want sex with her. Yeah she was a little smelly because of her size but I've smelled worse from girls half her size. IMHO she is a real gem.
Marry her.
I would consider it if she wasn't already married with children.
So tell her to divorce the jerk that won't have sex with her. Guys that won't fuck a fatty are assholes anyway. Most of them are closet homos.
I'm a fat pig lover and proud of it.
Fat bitches are second or even third rate fucks. They will hook up with just about anything because they are always horny and can't afford to have standards. They're only good for "hogging" or slump busting. If you must fuck a fatty, get away as soon as the nasty deed is finish and it will be "nasty".. Don't give them your real name and NEVER let them know where you live. Don't worry about hurting her feelings because she is basically damaged goods and unfit for anything more than a sloppy fuck.
Preach bro.
I do the same thing. Fatties are fantastic. Love to watch them quiver and jiggle. I've gotten laid a few times from doing this as well. Fat chicks tend to be very friendly and receptive to your advances.
Fat pigs are super easy... Don't brag about hitting that bottom of the barrel shit.
Obviously your dick is too small to smash a hot fatty otherwise you would change your tune. Big fat girls are wild and the most fun you can ever have in the sack.
I have to agree. Once you go fat, you never go back.
Pig poker.
And proud of it. You're just jealous because you've never been laid but a hot fatty.
Nothing wrong with that.
My wife often goes to Walmart. She is in her early 30s, blonde, with blue eyes and a dazzling smile. She also weighs just over 600lbs. It's so strange but tons of fit good looking guys love to flirt with her. I find it enormously (no pun intended) entertaining as does she. They all seem to have the same approach as you do. They see my wife struggling to reach for something and they make a bee line to her to offer their help. They then try to strike up a conversation and they then ask if she would like to join them for coffee. Some of them are even forward enough to make physical contact with her which most times she doesn't appreciate. My wife calls it "fat grabbing" and finds it very rude. Unfortunately for these fat loving dudes, my wife is married and loyal to a fault but that doesn't stop her from having a little fun at some horny FAs expense...😍
I have the same issue. My wife is over 500lbs and guys hit on her constantly. It's amazing to watch. Here is a pic of her. The skinny one is her sister.
https://freeimage.host/i/Jzx6uFn
My 600Lb Life called. They want your big pig of a wife on the show. Hopefully they can make her human sized again.
Why would I want that? Making my gorgeous fat wife into a bone bag. That would be like trading down.
600lbs???? Are you insane? That landwhale you call a wife will die horribly very soon. She is digging her own grave with a knife and fork and you are right there with a spoon helping her. You should be ashamed as she should also be. There are millions of people starving in this world while your gluttonous pig of a wife eats enough for a family of six. Even if she is dumb, voracious, sow, aren't you the slightest bit troubled by this? If not then you are dumber than dirt or you're one of those sick feeders. Get help with your dangerous fetish and put that huge porker on a diet.
STFU. Maybe if you got laid you wouldn't be such an asshole.