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Girlfriend’s mother being disgusting
To be honest I didn’t know where to say this, it’s just a gross thing that happened that I don’t think I could put on confession post. But anyways I was with my girlfriend at her house, I’ve been dating her for about a year. Her mum was never mean to me but not nice either, I felt like she just let me and my girlfriend focus on each other. Because I was over there for the day she was making dinner for us, and the kitchen is quite closed off and no one bothers her while she’s cooking. But at some point I went downstairs from my girlfriends room because I needed the toilet, and I was pretty silent so I guess she didn’t notice, as I was going in I was hearing weird noises in the kitchen so I snuck around and peeked in, and she was spitting, in MY dinner. We had soup and spaghetti, and she was just spitting in mind and you could here her coughing it up from her throat and spitting in. I watched for a minute because I was loooking to see what she was spitting into and it was a distinct bowl and plate so I knew which one it would be. I went back up and she called us down for dinner like 10 minutes later and my plates were the ones I saw her spit in. It was all mixed in but you could kind of tell on the spaghetti where it was like bubbly and stuff. I tried to get through it left a lot out, and she was done hers quick and so was my sister, and like 20 minutes later she was watching tv in the sitting room but came back in just as I was about to leave, and she literally grabbed me the shoulders and sat me back down, in a more jokey passive aggressive way and she pointed at my food “Look at that, you haven’t even touched it. Do you think I’m a bad cook?” She asked and I hesitantly said no, and she went “Eat the rest of it then” and sat down next to me just starting at me and I ended up eating both the food and soup. She smiled at the end and went back and I knew I had just swallowed some spit for guarantee but didn’t know when and was just sick. I don’t get what it was all about, I don’t know what I’ve done for her to do that. But yeah that’s what happened
You should’ve flexed on her and said thank you for the extra secret sauce that you added in mine. It was delicious (as you lick your lips). That would’ve totally fucked her mind up
She wants to fuck you
Hahaha yeahh she definitely doesn’t like you. You need to figure out why