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Terrible how women can change your mind
I’ve not long moved into rented accommodation, the neighbour to my left is a nice middle age lady with two children, my neighbour to the right is noisy, mainly letting her dog bark.
I start work early in the morning so when I come home I would like to relax with a bit of peace and quiet.
It got to the point I’d had enough, I went next door to highlight about the dog barking.
When I knocked on the door I was greeted with a lady in a bikini, I mentioned about the dog barking and she said she was so sorry and invited me in, I’m at the kitchen table and from out of nowhere another lady turned up also in a bikini.
I’m now hello! Both seemed really nice, both knew exactly what they were doing, bending over, adjusting their bikini, now I’m guessing lesbians but I’m not sure.
I said nothing about the dog as both of them told and showed me how they would like to tone up the body.
I left with the dog still barking and two ladies in bikini showing me parts of the body that need toning up.
What a mug I am!
Huh? So go back again.