Stuck dildo
Recently, I discovered the pleasures of prostate stimulation. My wife has a seven inch long, slender vibrating dildo that she shoves up my butt while she gives me head. The orgasms I have are unbelievably awesome.
Last week, my wife was going to town on my ass while she was sucking the cum out of my cock, and when I was cumming, my rectum seemed to suck her dildo right up inside. I felt it slide up past my sphincter and I tried to force it back out, but it wouldn't come back out. After a couple of hours of trying to poop it out and my wife trying to pull it out with everything from her fingers to salad tongs, I could tell that it was only pushing it up deeper inside of my bowels. My wife called a nurse she is friends with, and she told us to go to the ER immediately to get it removed before it travels so far up thet they can't remove it without surgery.
Walking into the ER and telling them that I had a dildo stuck up my butt was the most embarrassing thing I've ever done, but having my wife there with me made it a little easier. The doctor said that this was actually a pretty common nowadays. My wife bought a new dildo with a big wide flange on the base that will stop it from going all the way in, but it might be a while before I have the nerve to get penetrated again.
What a nightmare, glad it turned out alright.