I mooned my mother-in-law.
I've never mentioned this and I'm not sure she has, either. She was staying with us a few years ago and the wife was gone out with friends....new baby was asleep. She was about 55 at the time.
We got into a discussion about how she thought I wasn't right for her daughter. Though I have a good job and take care of and love my family, I still wasn't good enough according to her. She sat across from me in the living room and was berating my job, my personality, my family..... when I questioned her on why she thought she could be so disrespectful to me in my own home, she told me that just because I was letting her stay there that she didn't have to kiss my ass.
I heard the baby start to cry in the crib so as I got up to check on him, I stopped at the beginning of the hallway, about eight feet from her and dropped my pants and boxers all the way down to below my knees. I bent over and slapped my butt a couple of times. "Linda," I said, "Kiss my ass."
I could see her as I was bent over and looking over my shoulder. She was on the edge of her seat with her mouth open and an angry look on her face. It shut her up, though.
Dude she's begging for the cock. How can you see this? She wants you for herself. Let her have a taste of your cock. Fuck her brains out.
Sir, her ass to the curb in a New York second