STD from a chicken?
Does anyone know if a guy can catch an STD from fucking a chicken? 3 days ago, I was feeling really randy, and my little sister was on the rag, so I ventured down to the hen house and made love to one of my favorite hens. I didn't use a rubber because I know that a chicken can't get pregnated by a human, so after pumping her full of cum, I took a piss to clean out my pee hole and then washed my pecker real good with some of grandmas lye soap. This morning, I woke up with a terrible pain in my dick, and when I looked at it in the light, it was all swelled up and bluish purple colored. It also burns like a mother fucker inside when I take a piss, and now I notice a greenish yellow puss looking stuff dripping out of my pee hole. I can't find anything about it on the Google, and I'm to embarrassed to ask anyone I know. My sister will probably freak out and stop having sex with me if she finds out. My mom and dad would literally kill me if the found out I been fucking our livestock again. I'm thinking about injecting some antibiotics we use on our cattle into myself, but don't know if it will help or kill me.