Like to get girls pregnant

I love the feeling and get so turned on by getting girls pregnant. I have got 11 girls pregnant. I got started when I had sex with a girl at a party at a friend's house when I was 14. It has his sister's friend and she was drunk. Baby born when I was 15 but I was off the hook b/c she didn't know who fucked her. After that, I knew I wanted more. I do everything I can to avoid using condoms and have excused myself to run to the bathroom and poked holes in several condoms if the girl is insistent on me using one. I ended up getting 3 women pregnancy in high school, 6 more in my 4 1/2 years of college, 2 more since graduating, and I may have #12 now. She is late but I won't count her in my total until I know for sure but things are looking good. For me I like to seek out married women who aren't on the pill. If they are on the pill, I cut my losses and move on. I am surprised how many trust condoms. Also, 2 of my 11 came from online personals ads who offering to get them pregnant, 4 more were from other personals ads but I used the condom trick. 2 of the 11 were girls that just didn't know about protection so I didn't use any. The other 3 of 11 were other random one-night stands that I either got with the condom trick or just didn't use protection at all (i.e. my roommate in college passed out and I pretended to be him with his girl w/ lights out - she got pregnant and my roommate married her to raise kid, sister's friend at a party got drunk and I didn't miss my chance - she didn't know who she fucked so I'm in the clear, and my mom's friend who was just left by her husband - she convinced him the kid was his before leaving). If #12 becomes official then she was one that I told I was sterile to...she didn't even question it. I'm 23 years old now and really want to be up to #15 by the time I turn 25. I know I will get called every bad word you can think of but I don't care. I feel a little bad for the women who have to sort this out afterwards but not bad enough to stop. This confession feels great because I have never been able to say this out loud and never told anyone about this. Feel free to submit your hate below. I am really curious if there is anyone out there like me who does the same thing I do and would like to see what number you are it, if so.


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  • Me and my husband decided that I should get laid by at least half a dozen or more different guys over a sort span of about a month so we wouldn't know for sure who the father would be. Turns out it was 8 different guys in a one month period, best time of my life having sex with all those gorgeous guys. I'm pregnant now, 6 months, the thing is I'm almost sure it was by the first guy, now I have fantasies about seeing him again after the baby is born, I haven't told my husband but he's happy I'm pregnant & that our plans are on track except for this one wrinkle I will never tell him about. What I'm thinking is that I'd really like to have another baby by this guy although I never plan to tell him about the one now that I'm sure is his, in facy he doesn't even know I'm expecting, only that I might be interested in seeing him again sometime for the obvious, I'm using him & he doesn't even know it, men can be so dumb.

  • My first experiences were in college while experimenting and pushing limits with my then-girlfriend. We were both pretty freaky, and we often had threesomes and group sex parties with close friends and total strangers alike. Most of the girls at the parties (including my girlfriend) were natural cum junkies, and loved the feeling of a guy cumming inside them in particular.

    I was having a threesome with my girlfriend and of the of girls we had met at a party, and I came really hard inside my girlfriend. There was a lot more cum than usual, since I had been saving it up for her, and she had felt the difference. But instead of keeping it all to herself, she proceeded to push some of the cum up out of herself, take a big glob of it on her finger, spread our friend's pussy really wide open, and let the cum fall inside.

    She did this three more times and it was amazingly hot. Long story short, they both got pregnant (which was extremely unlikely and totally shocking, but happened nonetheless). Both of them got abortions, but since then, I've helped three of my friends get pregnant by organizing and taking part in breeding parties for them, and I've also met up with a few couples - one couple who was organizing a breeding party, and two other couples who simply wanted their k** to come from someone else.

    Breeding is an other-worldly experience, and is the ultimate act of surrendering yourself to a lover. Some of the most amazing sluts in the world are girls who love being bred - they allow themselves to so fully let go of their bodies and give themselves to the men they're with, some of whom can be total strangers, that they are willing to take a man's seed and have their c***d. It's the truest expression of being a slut and/or a slave.

  • Any breeding parties happen in New York state? I would love to know and go to one.

  • This is definitely one of the better threads. It's beautiful that so many children are being born by so many different mothers! It's even more beautiful when these children are sired by men other than the husband.

    I really, really liked the statement of the woman who confessed to becoming extremely wet from reading these things. That shows you that this is what is SUPPOSED to happen. I think deep down that woman knows this. That's why her body prepared itself to receive a man just from reading about all these guys who are ready to put their things inside of them and make them pregnant.

    There are so many good men out there, and they want nothing more than to make women happy and pregnant and happy to be pregnant.

  • I read this thread a while ago. And it got me super excited. I couldn't believe how many other women out there were having kids by people who weren't their bf/husband. And after a bit, I actually found myself wanting to do it too. So because of this thread, I found myself fucking another guy who wasn't my husband. And I'm two months pregnant. All the comments here really did awaken something in me.

  • This is excellent! A woman is never more beautiful than when she is pregnant.

    There is a LOT of sex going on out there. And the truth is, many women get more sex from men who are NOT their husbands than their husbands give them. This is actually what Nature intends. Nature MEANS for women to be impregnated. THAT'S why you were so very aroused at the idea of being made pregnant by another man. That this was so very pleasurable for you is Nature's pay-off for her doing what you're SUPPOSED to do.

    Now you're having a child who will be a life-long reminder to you of the good deed you did two months ago!

    If your child is a boy, you must raise him to understand that it is very much expected that he will use his thing to make women pregnant. You
    should also help him understand that a woman being married DOESN'T put her off limits. It means that she's already used to having sex, and that she is a prime target for him to seduce and impregnate.

  • That sound good keep going I hope you could make your husband to want alot of babies so you could keep having fun with other guys .
    what you say about a breeding gangbang ?so you will not know who is the father ;)

  • Hot. Every kid should be by a different father.

  • I agree I got several girls pregnant it fun I lost contact with most of them .I don't care but llanbradach is not that big .

  • Can you tell me more about this ? if they have bf or married if they are young mature and more details please

  • I’m not sure if you were asking the previous reply for details or me (I made the original post) but some are married. I prefer the married ones to be honest. A few were more mature...the first married woman I ever got pregnant was much older than I was at the time.

  • Yeah...I tend to “lose contact” with them as well once I know that they’re pregnant.

  • Could not agree more!

  • Hey have you get another woman pregnant ?

  • I just confirmed #13 two weeks ago.

  • Congratulations!

    Your '15 every 10 years' goal is admirable. Would you consider changing it to add 5 more every five years? It's only one more pregnancy every year than at present. Each 5 years, you 'up your goal' by five more pregnancies in the next 5 years. So your current baseline average of 7.5 every 5 years should become 12.5 by the time you're 30, and 17.5 by the time you're aged 35.

    Keep records of the wives/women you impregnate. Record their expected due date. When possible, meet the mother around the child's birthday when the child is around 3. If you don't know already, learn the kid's name and how they're doing. Explore the possibility of giving that son or daughter a full blood brother or sister. Also, look for wives from families that tend to produce twins. Aim to seduce wives or women who are apt to conceive twins or triplets.

    You are setting a fine example that all fine, virile, well-endowed men should follow. Raise the bar for them high! Go for triple digits! After you make 100, go for 200! Go and never stop!

  • I have three kids, and I only know who the father of one of them is. The first one I was drunk at a party when I was 15. I don't remember who I had sex with I was so trashed.

    My second I got picked up by two guys at a party when I was 19, went upstairs. Got double teamed by them. Got cummed in by both, and never saw either one of them again. One of them is a father.

    The third is from my current boyfriend. I'm now 24. He knows the story of the first one, but I never told him about the second one. Just said it was some shit stain ex who ran away. Didn't want him to know how much of a slut I was. I'm actually surprised I didn't get pregnant earlier, cause I had a LOT of unprotected sex. I hated the feel of condoms and loved the feeling of cum inside me.

  • So hot keep going enjoy ... Its good that you have a bf now so he will know that the babies belong to him so you could be creampied again and again make him want more kids or does he want ?

  • Hot! I’ve never done a double team b/c I want to know for sure that it is mine. Regarding the unprotected sex, I’m also surprised that I don’t have more than 12 due to all ofthe unprotected sex and the “broken” condoms.

  • I met this cute but a bit older foreign guy in the Bahamas that said he always got a girl pregnant on the first try. But he wouldn't tell me how many.
    He was super flirty, fun, and ended up going back to my hotel room for some fun. But I made him wear a condom to fuck. I don't know if he sabotaged the condom or if it broke. But I felt him cum in me, which was an amazing feeling, it felt like a lot.

    After We were done he just smirked and said seventeen now, and left. I didn't think anything of it, but a few weeks after I got home I found out I was pregnant. So unless he was talking shit this guy has seventeen if not more kids running around.

  • Good and are you married ?

  • No. I am not married.

  • Wow...that’s pretty impressive. Not quite at 17 yet but I’ll get there. Sounds like he has pretty solid technique if he was able to break/sabotage the condom without you knowing.

  • I didn't feel it break. I only noticed once he came in me. So if he sabotaged it, he was very sneaky about it.

  • There are a number of techniques to sabotage a condom so it doesn’t take much to sabotage one if you know what you’re doing. In the heat of the moment, people just don’t notice it.

  • I know I didn't. I was having a really good time. And I can't deny the feeling of being cummed in is amazing.

  • It happens...

  • Hey I asked you something and you didnt reply to me so please tell me what positions did you cumed in them do they scream to you to cum in them ?

  • I love being bred. I love being cummed in. The feeling is amazing and sets me off big time. I first got pregnant when i was 14 and knew I was ment to be a mom. Had another at 16. And my 3rd at 19. I'm 24 now and expecting my 4th. I

  • And when you will have 10 kids or more you will keep them all by youreself ?

  • Hot! You’re on pace to be at 6 by the time you’re 30 so keep it up!

  • I plan to have as many as I can. I love it.

  • Nice! Each one should be with a different guy.

  • The first, and the forth might be by the same guy. We rekindled after a few years of not seeing each other and he wanted to get back into his daughter's life after many years of not being present and we started having sex again. But there is a chance it might not be his, as I was banging another guy at the time. My other two are by two different guys.

  • Nice. I’ve actually never had more than 1 kid with the same person.

  • Good job in what positions did you cumed in them?

  • Coming a bit late to this one, but you sir, are an absolute legend. Keep up the good work.

  • I absolutely will. I am up to 12 confirmed at this point because the last one I mentioned in the confession above is pregnant.

  • I love impregnating girls as well. I'm in my 30's now, but i still love flirting and tricking young girls. I go for the teens between about 14 up to 18. I lie to some, i have tricked some, got or found some too drunk to remember. I have often found a teen at a party crashed out in a bathroom or bedroom. I have even slipped a few pills to some.
    While i stopped counting some time ago, i would guess at this stage maybe 50 teens girls pregnant. Many of the one night finds i have no idea, but the younger ones are easy to follow until you confirm it. I have 4 that i consider my proudest marks. I managed to drug my twin nieces going to a party that i dropped them off at. I waited till they called me to come get them cause they were unwell. I found them out in the spare room at friends house. I impregnated both of them at 15. Next was a girl i tricked at the local gym. Once i had her i fucked her for 3 weeks past her period. I saw her 6 months later with a nice round belly. She was 17. My best one is my daughter. I waited till her 13th birthday her large party at the local water park. I waited and when she went to change i chloroformed her. I stayed in the bathroom with her for almost 2 hours, keeping her out the whole time while i fucked her. I put 4 good loads in her to make sure i got her pregnant. She is now due in just over a month and still thinks she was raped by a stranger.

  • Good job man keep goin dont like married women as well ?
    any of the girls have bf ?
    your wife know that you impregnate your daughter ?

  • Agreed...keep breeding away...married women are ideal though because there is less risk since they typically will get the husband to think kid is his.

  • This is true. I've cheated on my husband twice. And got pregnant by both guys. I have three kids. And only one of them is my husband's.

  • That’s the way to do it! Every kid should be by a different guy.

  • What race are the girls ?
    and from where are they wich country or city ?
    I want to know details in which positions did you cum in them did they scream cum in me what locations did you fuck them hotels in their apartment ?

  • I've got three kids but three different guys. I'm currently in a relationship with the third guy but part of me really wants to get pregnant by different guys.

  • Go on how many would you like to make ?
    How do you look are you chubby or fit ?
    what is ur age ?
    The guy knows that the other 2 babies not belong to him ?

  • You absolutely should! Every kid should be by a different guy.

  • Can you tell what type of girls they were fat or fit big asses ?

    Such a turn on it makes me horney

  • Fit for the most part. I don’t have a specific type since the goal is to breed not have a relationship.

  • I understand but Im curious how they look to make an image in my mind

  • Any bbw or others with big asses ?

  • I had a threesome with my friend with this really hot guy we met. He ended up getting us both pregnant. And we found out he already has three other kids. So now he will have five because my friend and I are both keeping the babies.

  • Have you two had any more threesomes with him since getting pregnant?

  • I think you’re better off not limiting yourself to just this guy. Once his baby is born have your next baby by someone else...each kid should have a different father.

  • It didn't happen in a threesome but a friend and I are pregnant by the same guy. She met this guy and fucked him first. And went on and on about how mind blowing the sex was. She wouldn't shut up about it. And we all hung out a couple of times. So then he starts texting me. I told my friend but she said they weren't dating so he could do whatever he wanted then proceeded to talk about the sex again. So I said fuck it, and fucked him. The sex was really good. And now I'm two months pregnant while my friend is three months.

  • Me and two of my friends are pregnant by the same guy. We made a pact to get pregnant together and eventually it turned into us deciding they would have the same dad. Found a guy we all liked and each had sex with him. He got all of us pregnant with ease.

  • I never expected to hear of others like this. My friends and I did the same thing. Four of us in total. We all had sex with the same guy to get pregnant. He loved it. And it was pretty exciting. We each had our first kids and are currently thinking on the second. Only one of us broke the pact and got pregnant by a second guy she was having sex with. But she said she would have the third by whoever we chose and her boyfriend would never have to know.

  • That’s really hot! I wish I was that guy! Would love to add 3 more to my number.

  • You and your friends should keep doing this and, for the next kid, have a guy get all 3 of you pregnant, whether it’s this guy or another guy.

  • Yo and your girlfriends are single or had bf or married ?

  • That’s really hot! I would love to do something like that.

  • That’s great! I wonder how many he has gotten pregnant so far. I hope you let him fuck you throughout the pregnancy because pregnant sex is amazing.

  • Glad to hear you guys are keeping them! 5 is a respectable number for your guy-friend...hopefully you’ll have more with him and help him close in on 10.

  • It's kind of awkward and sexy knowing we were knocked up by the same guy. And when we tell people we are pregnant by the same guy can be quite funny the look on their face can be priceless.

  • It’s definitely sexy!

  • Tell me more about this is such a turn on for me

  • I’m not sure what else to tell...everything is above. The only thing that had changed since posting the confession was that #12 confirmed that she is pregnant. She hurried and screwed husband so that he will think it is his.

  • Is it weird tht i got really wet reading this

  • It’s not weird at all!

  • My wife and I have 8 children. My wife will give birth and a matter of weeks later I breed her again I can't get enough of her rounded belly.

  • And the babies belong to you or to others ?

  • Yes! Nothing like it. Keep her full. Next goal for you: get her to #10 by 2020.

  • Yeah that be great but I gotta pay for this!

  • True. I guess I don’t worry about that...

  • Women were born to be bred. If you don't get turned on seeing a preg belly you're insane

  • Agreed. Have many have you bred?

  • 4 kids by 4 different moms.

  • Nice work! Keep it up.

  • I want to be bred so bad I'm thinking about taking out an ad. All the guys I hook up always want to use protection. I just want a baby

  • Definitely. I’d love a chance to breed you.

  • This reminds me of that post of the middle aged woman who's husband fathered tons of kids! I think it's called husbands double life something like that. The wife knows he does it I'm gonna try and find it

  • Let me know when you find it. I love knowing I’m not the only one that does this...huge turn on.

  • Just found it it's called my husbands double life. If you type in the word fathered it comes up. Go see how many kids he got!!!

  • Thank you. Just read it. Wow. He’s definitely winning but he’s been at it longer. It’s going to take me a while to catch up to his number. I’ll get there. The part that seemed odd to me was how understanding the wife was. I don’t know many that would be that way.

  • Well like she states he'll do it anyway. She knew what she married into. But I think it's sexy a woman needs to be bred. Have you had sex with a pregnant woman?

  • I've just read it I'm shocked they came fave 2 face with one of the kids. That's bad

  • Yes! That’s never happened to me.

  • I have. Hottest thing ever to get her when she is far enough along where you can fuck her from behind with your hand over her stomach b/c every time I’d feel the kid kick it would set me off.

  • I love a preggo belly. Erotic.

  • Yes! Nothing like it.

  • My husband's fantasy was always to get me bred, we have 2 kids in their 20s, but the last 2 kids (6 and 4) are from swinging parties. We worked out when i be fertile and at 5+ men came up me in each party. No idea who their fathers are but my husband is dad to them just like he was their own, He couldn't get enough of me pregnant. His ultimate desire is for me to spit out a brown baby, but I couldn't do that cos everyone including our kids will think I cheated.

  • After three of our own my husband went straight to brown baby. The first was from one of several man, the second was a specific bull. Then two more from a white friend, they were more of a surprise though. Lolz

  • The kid knows he has a different dad and he hates you for it. As he grows up he will find out his mom is a whore and dad is some random black cock, he will hate you.

  • Have you never heard of adoption? I love the people that raised me and have never met my birth parents. No need for hate.

  • Well said. No need for hate.

  • He has parents...he’ll be fine.

  • Thank you yes, ALL my children have parents, they are ALL loved, just because we get off on breeding doesn’t mean we don’t raise our kids right

  • Keep it can never have too many

  • That’s the way to do it. Keep at it.

  • That is so sexy, I would love my wife to get bred.

  • There nothing like it...

  • So your kids have a whore for a mom. What about the kids as they grow up? They might have medical or genetic problems they might not know of, because their mom is a skank whore and their fake dad is an asshole.

  • Well I'm pretty sure if they got ill, we would take them to a doctor like regular parents would! So basically nobody can have sex with anyone until they do a full dna testing, in case they could have medical issues? Interested to find out whether you did that with your other half?

  • His other half is probably his right hand.

  • Their mom getting pregnant by someone other than their father doesn’t mean they have medical/genetic problems. She’s not fucking her brothers. Is every everyone that is married and has sex with someone other than their spouse a whore to you?

  • You never know what’s dormant in genetic material from some random spermer.

  • With that logic, you should never had bare sex with someone until you bring them to a doctor and have a full gene test run. Not exactly a turn on...

  • Hot! I’ve never been to a swinging party before...always wanted to go.

  • I'm female and I have a friend with 5 children, and every time she rows with her partner she gets an abortion to spite him. I take her to all her appointments, shes had 4 abortions in 3 years, and soon as they make up again he gets her pregnant again. The nurses are not friendly with her at All, they know she's had 9 pregnancies and she's still young (32) I don't know why though, but a tiny part of me gets horny thinking of her lack of not giving a fuck. Knowing she'll get breeded not knowing if she's even going to go through with it.

  • I agree...breed first...consequences after.

  • There are a lot of people male and female on this post that really need to change their ways they are edging on the side of criminal, most need to definitely see a doctor or priest probably for referrals.
    What a disgrace that people would even consider this normal or moral.
    Please don't just discount or put crap on my considered response think about it what will happen to these poor little bastards ?

  • Id love to go and see a priest for my dirty breeding sins. Id love him to bend me over a pew and spunk up my wet pussy in front of his congregation.

  • Whatever gets you going man...

  • Priests can rape you too.....they can be quite evil.

  • Priests = Pervs

  • I don’t think anyone ever said this was normal or moral...

  • I want to get pregnant so bad. I would love to meet a guy willing to do it. I'm about to take out an ad.

  • Put an ad on Tinder or other sites. Plenty of guys will do it.

  • Yep. I’ll volunteer.

  • Marriage should come first, purchase a home get on your feet then have a family preferably with your husband.
    Just having a kid for want of it the sensation will soon ebb and everything will end in tears.

  • You really should have the home first... married and living with ones parents, well ...that's what will end in fucking tears 😂😂

  • Agreed

  • Does anybody still do it in this order anymore?

  • Yes decent people do.
    Unlike some of the selfish whores and sluts on this post I really feel sorry for those poor children.

  • Don't feel sorry for them virgin Mary, they are just great, they want for nothing.

  • Amen

  • Oh...OK

  • Go for it.

  • I'm currently pregnant with another guys baby and my husband thinks it is his. We have been trying for years and nothing. I have sex with another man. Bam. Pregnant.

  • 2 of the women I got pregnant had that same issue. They had personal ads up online b/c looking for a guy to get them pregnant b/c husband couldn’t.

  • Doing girls like me a favor.

  • You’re welcome

  • Big bucket of BULLSHIT

  • No. 100% true

  • Fake. Yawn. Also, writing and replying to your own comments is lame.

  • I only respond to comments made by other people.

  • So it’s natural for young girls to get pregnant. Cause I think my daughter is having sex.

  • I’ve been having sex since I can remember. I assure you your daughter is fucking.

  • Yep. She probably is.

  • It is very natural and she probably is.

  • Getting an another mans wife pregnant is the best. I love invading his space.

  • I know!! It’s crazy how a woman being married makes the experience so erotic. How many times have you done this?

  • Two kids with two wives

  • Nice!

  • And you? Sir?

  • Out of my total, 6 were married.

  • Women are a gift from heaven. I love my wife, she is a great lay. But I let her sleep with another man. And it was so sexy. Her body never looked so sexier.

  • Hot! Did she get pregnant by him or was it just sex?

  • Just sex. She is fixed

  • Probably not a bad idea when there are guys like me out there :)

  • Yeah. I know. She already has kids anyhows.

  • That’s a shame that you will not be able to get her pregnant in the future though.

  • Her body moves so good

  • I’ll bet!

  • Love her skinny legs in the air

  • That’s where they belong...ankle to shoulder.

  • I have four kids and two of them came from this. The first guy put a hole in the condom and got me pregnant. He admitted to it later. The second guy. Used an oil lube knowing it would cause the condom to break easily. And I was too dumb to know at the time. And he also admitted to it. My third kid, I fell for the I'm allergic to condoms and I'll pull out. Got pregnant again. By the forth I just found I love being breeded so I didn't even bother with making the guy wear protection. . So I got pregnant again.

    I have a good job, love my kids, and so far all the guys have had no problems supporting their child. Reading this makes me want to go for number five.

  • I never thought of just saying I was allergic to condoms. You learn something new every day :) good luck on #5.

  • I like men like you, this turns me on. I don’t see anything wrong with breeding.

  • There is nothing wrong with breeding, it is the lying and deceit.

  • 2 of the 11 were from online adds where the woman was married and looking to get pregnant so no lying/deceit there. The others...I can see how you would feel that way.

  • Thanks! In addition to this being an enormous turn on, I feel it’s incredibly natural since it is basically in our DNA to breed and I know I take it to a whole other degree but I honestly do not find anything wrong with it and am not conflicted by it either. I really do appreciate your support. Next week will be big for me as the #12 mentioned above is late and has an appointment monday to confirm if she is also pregnant so I will know for sure by Monday if I have another. Have you ever done anything like this? I would be more than happy to give you some pointers if you want them.

  • I agree about it being in our DNA. I love being pregnant so I understand that need. I am married, but my husband loves breeding me. There are no secrets in our house about who the kids’ dads are.

  • Sounds like he is a lucky guy...

  • How disgusting, can't understand how you ever think this is normal, it's not you need an operation on your cunt so you can't even get a dirty dick in it


  • Absolute PRICK

  • Agree to disagree

  • I agree your an ARSEHOLE

  • Honestly, I would probably agree with that as well. I don’t claim to be man of the year. I just know what turns me on.

  • Well prick or arsehole whatever you like start thinking about other people, one day you will SHITHEAD

  • I’ll do that...thanks

  • Years ago I got pregnant after fucking three guys at a spring break party. I never made a big deal of it, but I knew who was the father, because my daughter looked just like him.

  • That sounds hot. I would never agree to being one of 3 guys because i need to know the baby is mine.

  • That’s hot. I love when men get territorial about their babies.

  • It’s not so much being’s just that I don’t want to waste my time and I want to make sure that i know whether I can add her to my number if she gets pregnant.

  • They were not just trusting the condoms, they were trusting you, asshole.

  • I understand that.

  • I did this once, there was this hot blond teenager that I knew the only downside was, she was a huge bitch. The thought of being attached to her was actually kind of terrifying. So I never told her that kid was mine.

  • Nice!! I figured I wasn’t the only one that does this. Just out of curiosity, which method did you use (i.e. poking holes in condom or just straight up unprotected)? How old were you?

  • Unprotected, I was 31, I was living with my younger brother, and a lot of his friends that he would invite over were still in high school.

  • Nice. It’s never too late to add a few more to your number. I’ve had a few people tell me about the tip below about petroleum gel and condoms if that helps any.

  • Petroleum gel is good with the condoms. Thrust for a minute or so, and the material will perish and shred.

  • Thanks for the tip! Do you need to use a lot to get it to rip or does it not take much? I’ll definitely try it out!

  • Nope! an' if yer caught, you say that it's just to help bit with lubrication.

    Congratulations, mum!

  • Great! I’ll probably try this with the next one that insists on me wearing a condom.

  • One day you’ll get aids. God don’t like ugly.

  • No I’ll be fine.

  • Well, you will die eventually. Too bad none of your bastard children will know or come to your funeral.

  • Of course I will someday. Doesn’t everybody?

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