Down on their knees.
So sunday afternoon, I had 6 of my buddies come over to watch some football on my big screen TV in my man cave. Our women were all up stairs drinking wine and doing what ever they do to keep themselves occupied. As we were drinking a few beers and waiting for the game to get started, my buddy Bob asked if we thought the players were going to kneel during the National Anthem. Being a Marine Corps veteran and a Purple Heart recipient , I told him if even one player kneeled that the game was going off and we'd have to find something else to do, or they could go elsewhere to watch it. As three more of us were also veterans, they all agreed to boycott the game with me if any players kneeled.
So, about thirty minutes later, as the band started playing, the entire fucking team took a knee, like a bunch of God damned American hating communist assholes. I grabbed the remote and hit the off button while my buddies stared in disbelief that American citizens could be so disrespectful to our flag and that for which it stands.
About that time, my wife came down to see if we needed more beer or chips or anything. She noticed the TV was off and asked what was going on, and why we all looked so bummed out. I told her that our entire team took a knee during the Anthem, and so we were not watching the game. She said that was a bummer, then headed back up stairs.
About ten minutes later, we were all setting around bitching about the NFL, and wondering what we were gonna do for the rest of the afternoon. I grabbed the remote and turned the TV back on and started flicking through the channels to see what else was on. About that time, my wife came back downstairs, followed by all the other guys wives. They all had big smiles on their faces as they walked up to each of us, and dropped down to their knees in front of us. As they started unzipping our pants, one of them said that they decided that if our team was going to take a knee and piss us off, that they would take to their knees to cheer us up. We were all totally shocked, as none of us had ever done anything sexual in front of each other before. I think we were all a little embarrassed at first, but when the cock sucking started, we all got into it and it wasn't long before us and our wives were all nuded up and going at it like rabbits in heat. Turned out to be the best football party ever. We are all looking forwards to next Sunday, I talked to my wife, and she thinks at least two of her friends are open to swapping partners, so it could work out very nicely.