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My load
My wife and I were trying for a baby and after a few months of no pregnancies she decided she wanted to check us out.
Of course, she started with me. She got a special condom from the clinic and told me we needed to fuck in the morning and I needed to blow my load in the special condom.
This freaked me out a bit, as unknowns to her, I had just had a wank earlier on, so I was worried that I'd be short so to speak.
I did a bit of edging before I slept to try and build it up, but I knew from my long, long history of wanking, this wouldn't really make much difference.
Next morning, she starts sucking my cock, always a nice start to the day, and I rolled on the condom. After a few moments of pussy pounding, I blew my load into the condom. She practically jumped up and whipped the condom off me and raced off to the clinic. Apparently, the swimmers only live about an hour so they need to get it tested quick.
I thought no more about it.
A few weeks later, the test came back, if you'll pardon the pun, and she went to collect it. (She had tests done around the same time too)
So the nurse said to her " your husbands test was normal for sperm quality, but what was EXTRODINARY was the AMOUNT of it"
She told me later about what was said.
I was thinking, imagine if I hadn't cracked one off the night before? They'd be sending me to the hospital or the circus or something...
Up to that point, I knew no different. They were my loads and I never saw anyone else's. Except maybe pornstars, and that's all bullshit anyway.
So I got this small graduated cylinder from work which had fine gradients down to 0.5 mls.
I held off wanking for 3 days (supposedly the optimum time), and did a normal wank into the cylinder. (Point to note, normally if I hold off wanking for 3 or more days, I actually get a dull pain in my balls, and it hurts me, with the only pain relief being a good wank or fuck).
I feel the reading off the cylinder, and then googled the average amount of cum a normal guy unloads.
It's about 3.7mls.
I looked at the cylinder. It read 9.5mls.
And I knew I wasn't done. I just ran out of spasms. I didn't run out of cum. A few seconds later I blew another 3.5mms into the cylinder. My second load is the average for the population.
13 fucking mls of cum is what I unload.
I'm a mother fucking cum freak.
And I'd love to splatter it all over ye slutty bitches.
Btw, I got her pregnant 4 times after that. She thinks the amount of it is disgusting, so often I have to wank before sex so it won't drench the bed.
I was at a party and towards the end a couple started getting it on, must have been about 12 people watching this bloke fucking this girl.
To this day I've never seen so many streams of cum shot out of a cock.
My wife had a boyfriend who would cum in very large loads like that. I said I wanted to see so she set it up. She told me to get under him while he fucked her doggie style so I could really see it. I loved being under her while she was being fucked and of course I started licking her pussy while he was fucking her. He said he was going to cum so I laid back and all of a sudden his cum starting squirting out of her pussy. Instinct took over and I started sucking on her pussy and swallowed 3 or 4 mouthfuls and my face was still covered with cum. When he pulled out it poured out of her pussy. He had warned me that his first girlfriend thought he had pissed in her pussy but I never expected that much cum!
Damn I'm about down to nothing. Getting older, smoke and alcohol I read will do that. My Wife doesn't mind at all as less mess. I miss the days of being at the office and mid morning she would have more leakage in her panties. I always like the thought of her panties being cum soaked from me.