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Camping with lesbians
We went on a camping trip with friends from my wife workplace and they invited a few friends as well, all told there was 12 of us. One of the families was two women with one son. My son wanted to camp outside in a tent for the first time so I thought that this would be a great time for him to do it. We were all sitting around the campfire and my wife and daughter had already gone into the camper. It got down to me and the two women who were a couple. One of them said she was going to go and turn in, I told them that I was going to stay up a little while longer and let the fire burn down then check on my son one last time.
I stirred the fire and did not hear anything from his tent so I was starting to turn the dirt over onto the fire to put it out completely when one of the women walked up to me. She asked me if I would be willing to help the two of them out with something since we were pretty much strangers. Long story short they wanted my sperm. They were checking into donors but the whole process was quite not what they expected and not to mention expensive. I asked about their current son and she told me that it was the other woman's child from her first marriage so they only had partial custody of him and they wanted to have another child as well. We talked some more and I told her that I could not do it here and now but since you two only live about sixty miles away from us I would be willing to travel to their house and give them what they wanted.
We talked over the phone over the next month or so then the time came when she was going to be ovulating we made the plans and I showed up after lunch. I had told them that I was more than willing to do this but it was going to be fun for me as well because which ever one was not trying to get pregnant I was going to get to have oral with her. They wanted me to orgasm inside her at least three times when I came over to increase the chances of conception, I told them that when my wife and I were trying we did it like that over two days. It was the best sex over two days that I had in a long time.
They then dropped another question on me. Once she had her child and after about a year they wanted me to do it again with the other woman.
So all in all the first woman took two different sessions to get pregnant and unfortunately for me the second woman got pregnant with the first session. Still it was some of the best sex I have had since college.
My sister and her wife approached me to get my sister's wife pregnant. My sister is BI and we had played around when we were younger but she fell in love with her bestie and they were married after being together for five years. Mom was all pissed off about it, thinking she would never have any grandkids by her. I was still single at the time and I told them I would do it but my sister had to be there every time. I moved in with them and I was fucking my sister's wife every night and my sister would watch and be kissing her and feeling my cock going in and out of her pussy. My sister got so turned on she wanted me to fuck her too. Well I got both of them pregnant at the same time. When my sister told mom that they were both pregnant mom was so excited. She asked who the father was and they both told her it was a donor that they didn't know. Now I have two kids, a boy and girl. My sister is making hints for me to get them pregnant again.
I was close friends with a lesbian couple where one was butch and her wife was a really cute lipstick lesbian. They wanted a baby and asked if I would father a child for them with the lipstick. I thought about it and decided not to go through with it. They broke up about a year later so I have no doubt I would be paying child support even though they promised I would never be involved.
My wife and I are friends with a married couple who can't have kids. My wife said she would like to be a surragate for them. At this stage we did not know what the issue was. Turns out the wife of the other couple has had both overies removed due to cancer. The other thing is that the fun has gone out of sex with my wife. She no longer gets aroused and basically is not into me anymore.
After the weirdest, in terms of unexpectadly open, conversation around the dinner table, it was agreed that the husband would just fuck my wife until she got pregnant and the bonus was that during the pregnancy, I was to fuck his wife whenever I wanted to.
So for a year, I would just text to ask if it was convienient if I dropped over. I'd come over sometimes on my own on my way home from work sometimes my wife and I would have dinner with them and the women would talk about how the baby was then they would say something like "well we'd better go and take care of you". And we'd just go matter of factly into a bed room. She'd say how do you want to do it. One her back or her on top or me standing up from behind (vaginally) and we'd just do it. It was sureal. Lazy for me. But these weird things happen in suburbia.
You didn't mention their physical traits... most "real" lesbians are butch looking or of the over-weight variety.
Also, in the article didn't you mention that they were all your wife's co workers so you are not a truly anonymous stranger and thus if they wanted to, they can find you? Get child support and all?
No there are lipstick lesbians too. You need to get out some. Go to a lesbian bar if you have the balls to do it
What a load of shite I know a few pussy lickers but none of them would just ask a compleat stranger to fuck them for a kid grow up you plonker and keep on wanking .
Lovely fantasy, still as long as it keeps the sad old git happy then that's OK.
Your story is probably a fantasy as most lezbos have mental health problems and wouldn't trust a stranger like that w/o checking for diseases and what not.
but if it's not, you're a tremendous fucking idiot. if they ever decide to pursue you for child support, you won't be able to avoid the family court system. if they ever split up and one of them applies for welfare or food stamps, the state will come after you to reimburse the gov't.
but again, this story is probably fantasy but any guys out there who find themselves in this position, don't do it. women absolutely cannot be trusted, especially man hating lezbos
Do you have anything to do with the child?