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First time at a pub, lost my virginity
I'm a guy and basically a week after my 18th birthday I went to a busy pub on my own. I sat down to have a drink and a cougar sat next to me. She was 48, had red hair, very tanned, a little fat, not that fat (but you know, a bit of flab cause she's quite old). She was dressing really slutty, a very tight leather top that her tits were squeezed in and looked like they would pop it open. She spoke like a chav, She looked ok for her age. She started talking to me for a bit and asked for my age so I told her, and she said she was surprised, she thought I was much older (cause I'm not massive but a little bit muscular). She told me to guess her age and I said mid twenties (just to make her feel better) she smiled and went "oh stop it love" she told me she was 48. I was wasn't that shocked and I told her she looked so young. Then she broke the ice, she went "but I still know how to please a man" and but her hand on my leg. I looked at her and she bit her lip, looked down and grabbed my dick. She moved in closer and I was in shock, I didn't know what to do and we started kissing. It got really heavy and we had to go outside. I told her I didn't really want to but she took control and had me against the wall, and said "it's too late now, now let me see if you can please a woman". We went into a forest and she got naked. She had massive tits but they were kind of saggy. She was good for her age but it wasn't really what I had in mind for sex. She sucked my dick, and took the cum from her mouth and fingered herself with it. Then we had sex, the first time I ever had sex so to any virgins reading this, it's amazing (altough not the best with a 48 year old). The thing im worried about now is that when we were talking in the pub she asked me my name and I told her my actual name and she followed me on Facebook and my parents etc. After we had sex she told me she is a single mum with 4 kids and is on benefits, and she said that if she becomes pregnant she will make sure I look after the kids with her. She said if not she'll find a way to message me or my parents to get the dna results and everything to prove it. And it's really likely she will get pregnant, we had sex like 3 times without protection. So my first virginity might be my only one
Run don't walk away from this bitch. She is trying to sucker you into being a financier for her kids. She will do this being getting knocked up to get you to stay. You will be paying for all her kids.
I repeat rub run run away from this cunt.
Alright I'll try ignore her as much as I can, block her on everything. The thing is it may become my actual kid that I will have irresponsibly made and I'll have to deal with it, I can't run away from a child. It's my own fault