So stupidly laughable bad

I was running a few errands and went to a nearby town where my friend Laurie lives. I hadn't seen her in several months, so I called her up to tell her I was in the area and to see if she wanted to meet up for a bit.

She said she was at home, but was hanging with a guy friend. I said okay, maybe we could meet up some other time. She said, "No, come over. I'd like to see you. We can have a threesome. We're about ready to get started anyway." She said the door would be unlocked and just to come in.

It took me a few seconds to realize that she was serious. I told her that she was crazy, but the whole idea sounded like fun. I texted my husband that I'd be a little late, as I was going to visit Laurie, but didn't say anything about having a threesome behind his back, of course. On the way over my panties were getting wet just thinking about it.

I got to Laurie's house and walked in. Laurie was on the couch without pants leaning over and sucking her guy friend's dick. He looked younger, maybe mid to late 20s, and looked handsome. Nice bod and toned biceps. Nice cock, too, average length but thick. I said hello and put my purse down on the table. Laurie introduced me to her friend Mark. We made a little small talk for a couple of minutes and Laurie said, "Come join us."

I kicked off my shoes and unzipped my jeans. I hadn't been in a threesome since I was much younger, so I was thinking about where to start. Once my pants and panties were off I went over to them. Laurie spread her legs and I went down on her. I'd known her for 17 years, but we never had sex with each other. She tasted good and her clit was hard and peeking out of her hood. She was turned on. And she didn't miss a beat with sucking Mark's dick the whole time.

It was a little crowded on the couch, so we moved to the floor. We had Mark lie on his back, and Laurie rode him while I was on Mark's face getting oral. He was good at eating pussy, really good. Laurie and I played with each other's tits while we rode Mark like a toy. Both Laurie and I came and we switched positions.

Mark asked to fuck me from behind and I said okay. I was craving some dick and eager to get fucked hard. Laurie lay on the floor so I could give her head again. Mark, who was behind me, complimented me on my nice looking ass. (Not to brag, but I do have a nice one.) He slipped his cock into my pussy and, wow, he felt great. It wasn't going to take me long to cum on that thing. I was on fire.

Evidently it wasn't going to take him long either. It was like, I don't know, maybe a minute when I felt his cock pulsating inside my walls. He whispered, "Oh, fuck," and I asked him, "Did you just cum?" He said, "Sorry, you feel too good." He pulled out and when I reached down between my legs and I was totally creamed. I was kind of like, "WTF?" because I wasn't nearly ready to be done yet. I barely got fucked. How lame.

Mark took a break and never could get it back up again. Laurie broke out a dildo and finished me off, which I appreciated, because I was in heat and needed relief.

A couple of days later I talked to Laurie and we had a bit of a laugh about it, but it was pretty frustrating at the time. It was not good sex at all. It was a bit absurd, actually. Laurie said he's usually better than that and said we could do it again, but I said "No, that's okay. Once with him was enough." If I'm going to go on the extremely rare tangent where I cheat on my husband, it better be with a total stud, not some guy who shoots his bullets too quickly.

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