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Does this happen onanyone else?
A few years back when I was eating out my wife 69 style, she started orgasming and she farted right in my face. The woman I dated right before my wife did the same thing. Tonight the woman I've been having sex with for a couple weeks did it to me too. Is this common? The first 9 women I slept with never did this but now 3 of the last 5 have.
My new lover, late 40's, and I were making love the first time. It is always my thing to go kissing right on down from a woman's mouth, to her breast, then belly, then slip between her legs and begin to make love to her cunt with my mouth, tongue and fingers.
40 something years old - divorced - her husband had never gone down on her. Never. She told me later that she'd nearly jumped out of bed with I started on her pussy with my mouth!
She loved it!
The second time we made love - she mentioned that she'd talked to her girl friends in her card club - and they had told her that it is courtesy to return the favor with oral sex. So she said she wanted to take a shower with me and then try something called "69". We showered - almost fucked her in there!
So we get into position on her water bed.
I'm on top - I reminded her about the "teeth" thing!.....she laughed.....and as I take hold of her hips and she spreads her legs nicely I lean down and enjoy the view of a female with her thighs wide open, moist lips waiting for my mouth. In I go for a nice long suck and kiss and tonguing and......"poof!"
She farts dead between my eyebrows! She bites the hell out of me in her embarrassment.
I'm done. She's mortified.
I'm sore as hell. No blood - but my jeans hurt!
We have another wine. We went to dinner one more time.
A fart on my chin would have been so much easier for her to deal with....but she'd nailed me with a head shot!
Priceless!
I thought it was a queef?
My old girlfriend had a very noisy pussy, she would have the loudest sloppy sounding pussy farts. She was embarrassed the first couple of times we fucked and said it's because my cock is very big. I told her that I like it when her pussy farts when I push it in. It feels good around my cock. I'd bang her so hard she would be having pussy farts you could hear threw the whole house.
It's actually pretty common, from my experience, nowadays I just laugh when my old lady farts in my face, kinda gross, but what the hell, life is short, just enjoy it.
Well when women orgasm their bladders tend to fill up all that pressure building pushes everything out. I am a women and that's just my guess. I don't remember the exact scientific reason behind it but when women squirt it's a mix of urine and whitish or clear liquid. Basically peeing themselves because of all the built up pressure which also pushes out farts. It's weird.