New Year's Eve
James you and your girl Ashley got so wasted New Year's Eve, that I had to drive you guys home in your truck. Ashley lost her contacts, so I guess she really couldn't see that good, cause driving back to your place, we made out at every red light, then she gave me road head, I did bust in her mouth but she spit it out on your floor mat. She really thought I was you. After I got the 2 of you inside your room, I went to give Ashley a kiss, and she whispered James fuck me please, and you best believe I did just that, she reached over to the night stand and handed me the condom, I placed it on , but took it right off, I had to fuck that pussy raw., I kissed and licked every part of that body, and oh yes buddy I took some nice pics and video. And when I was done I left my shit all over that pussy, and Ashley told me(you) how much she loves me, and passed out. FYI I took her phone and used her finger and unlocked it, and sent myself all the naughty pics she's sent you and then some. And I did the same with your phone, best thing ever airdrop (iPhone). Oh one last thing, FYI she's been flirting with her ex's bf, she's lied to you about working and hung out with him. I guess there's a reason why she chose you instead of me, but now I've had my turn.
Wow, fucked her with no condom even. James sounds like such a douche, though, that Ashley probably deserves to be bred and then used as the neighborhood fuck toy.
HAAAA! Sucks to be that dude!