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What the fuck?
I'm a 50 year old man, happily married for 30 years. Lately, though, I have become totally bored with sex. My wife and I have done everything together that a man and woman can do, with the exception of bringing other people into bed with us, and she says that will never happen.
So anyway, last month, I was talking with her mother about it, as we get along really well, and talk about everything. Her mother is 68, widowed, and a little overweight, but not bad looking for her age. So, long story short, we wound up fucking a few times and it was exciting and great and really helped me out of my sexual boredom. Of course, we agreed never to tell my wife about it.
Now, the problem is, last week I developed a really painful sore on the shaft of my cock. It was all festered up with white puss oozing out of it. I went to my doctor and he did a test and said it was herpes. I have kept it hid from my wife for a week now, I don't know how the fuck I'm gonna tell her that I fucked her mother and she gave me genital herpes. Why the fuck would she give me fucking herpes? She had to know she had it. She could have at least had me wear a fucking rubber. Who the fuck would think that their mother in law would give them a STD, What the fuck is wrong with this fucking world??
That would be karma smacking you in the head for being an asshole cheater!!!
Medically it is possible for a woman to have herpes and not know it. Either way you are in a fucked up situation and you are going to have some explaining to do and you have to tell your wife. Herpes in rare cases can cause serious health problems especially for a woman. I have lived with it for over 25 years.
Herpes is no big deal. If you had a better attitude, you might even think it was sexy.
Sucks to be you
Too funny... love it!