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For all you dim witted men who cannot please a woman
It is not a race, I do not want to orgasm in 10 seconds. Start slow, kiss my lips then my neck. Kiss and lick that really sensitive spine of mine, linger between my shoulders as goose bumps fill my back. Kiss, lick and nibble on my rump, spread my cheeks and lick me starting at my anus and ending at my tail bone. Ignore my vagina for the first ten minutes, work your way down to my toes and suck them while you use your fingers to rub the soles of my feet.
God I am wet just writing this!
Work your way back up my legs and give my clit a nice wide tongue stroke but keep going and caress, kiss, lick and suck my nipples until my hips are trying to hump your leg.
Now this is important so get your boner out of your hand and read.
Do not just attack my clit. Suck on my lips on either side, zig zag your tongue up my lips then draw circles AROUND my clit but do not touch it even though it is red and swollen by now trying to get something to touch it. After a few good strokes and circles now lick my clit, suck on it, lick it, lick it, lick it......repeat.......lick it, lick it..........OMG I am cumming..................
Now do this to your girlfriend, wife, what ever she is to you and listen to her beg you for more.
Your F@cking welcome.
What works for you doesn't neccesarily work for another woman. I've been with dozens of different women and each one enjoys different things. If a man isn't getting you off, tell him what you like, most men will be more than happy to please you. Thinking men are morons because they don't know how to please YOU, only shows that you are an ignorant cunt.
Sure if Im making love to my wife or fiancee I will do my best to please her and make her feel as much plesure as I can provide... if a woman just gave me the pussy to be honest I will just shove my cock in there as fast as I can... Im going to get mine and make myself cum as pleasurable as I can, sure I will make myself last a litttle longer as a gesture of gratitude to the bitch so I advice that she tries to make herself cum too but thats not my obligation... I really dont care if she wasnt satisfied and dont want to fuck me again, hey no prob I wasnt planning to have anything else after a fuck either, most likely if she already gave you the pussy she will do it again at least once more, thats on her... women you will get treated as you make yourself be treated, if I can just use you for sex hey I will do it as much as I can... but thats on you
Dim whitted my ass, I've perfected it. and its not even close tou your explanation.
Sounds like bullshit to me
Good, general, advice for anyone too stupid to ask their partner what feels good.