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So, Ive been dateing this really hot chick for the past 6 months, and she's a really devout Christian who doen't believe in premarital sex. I was seeing another chick on the side because I seriously can't go 6 months without sex.
So, anyway, we got married two weeks ago, because she's really fucking hot, and we get along really well even though I'm not a Christian. I think she thinks she's gonna convert me to Jesus or something. Anyhow, on our wedding night, I finally got to tap her fine ass. Problem is, after going down on her and popping her cherry, she turns out to be the lamest fuck of my life. She absolutely refuses to suck my cock and says its gross and she will never ever do it. She won't try anal sex and is really pissing me off. I'm still fucking the other chick on the side, and I feel guilty, but what the fuck am I supposed to do? Don't know what the fuck to do, maybe file for divorce? Seriously,I think it should be against the law for a woman to withold sex before marriage, a man has a right to know what the fuck he's marrying.
It will be fine. In a few months she will realize she missed out on all kinds of wild sex and she will start cheating on you. When you find out that she sucked some random guys cock she met at a Starbucks and she gave up her ass to some douche at church you’ll be tossed aside. She will take her divorce settlement and buy new clothes and go from devote Christian to devote slut. Hang in there and don’t cut the other chick loose.
Why come here looking for sympathy; you were cheating before the marriage; that makes you the wrong one and the one who isn't what you pretend to be. She is the one who should be upset over not getting what she thought she was getting. Hypocrite.
Really, wow. I say give her a chance, since she's still new to it, maybe she will open up. If it doesn't work out then go ahead and split, it seems like you'll have to teach her to fuck right.
Yep the same thing applies here too. You wouldn't buy a car without trying it out first would you? Or any large investment? Same goes for your lifetime partner, try em out before you invest a lot of time in them. If they don't then find another.
I am a hot 22 year old and yes I have found a few guys that even tho they wanted a second or third date no way for they were lame fucks in bed.
The next time you are doggy style, when she is ready to have an orgasm put your finger in her bottom...keep doing that...she will associate her bottom with orgasm..then after awhile move up to larger objects. always approach anal after she has had an orgasm. as for oral, do it to her so she knows how good it feels. if that doesn't work talk to her about the possible divorce, offer to show her what you want, let her watch you and the other chick so she has an idea of what she is missing.
Many states allow for an annulment if you do it quickly. It basically means the marriage never happened and you both can learn and move on.
Dude you need to have a little patience. Its been only a couple of weeks since you got married. I suggest you give her a little more time, she might be new to all this and a bit confused.
Also some women are repelled by the idea of anal sex itself. Dated an Indian chick once...great body but she didn't let me fuck her ass even once. Told me she found it gay and disgusting.
You should have known what you were marrying. Lesson to you , don't ever marry someone just because they're "hot". Just divorce , can't stand a man who cheats because he's not getting what he thinks he needs , just divorce her
1000% right. You should've never married in the first place; you clue was you cheating. You are horrible; not her. You are the one cheating. You knew what you were getting(she's new and needs time to learn and was a virgin)but she didn't know she was getting a cheat. Quit wasting her time and life and give her a divorce. Obviously sex is all you know. All you said was she is hot; that isn't a reason to get married. In the future, don't get married unless you know you won't cheat. You should've moved on and left that young woman alone. As another poster said; it is your fault.
She needs to bow to you just like the Bible tells her to do. As Trump says go grab that pussy that belongs to you.
Bow to someone that is right for her not to someone who clearly is out of her league.
If Trump can grab pussy the he can take his wife anally and she better just live with it. All the GOP women that voted for him need it that way. It's his to do as he pleases the Bible says so.
Would you buy a car off noting more than a photo? No, you'd take it for a test ride. You got exactly what you deserved. Meanwhile, you're so lame and shallow you can't even be bothered to help her with her confidence and self image issues to get her past those Christian hang-ups and into her own body. So, again, you got what you deserved. I hope she rapes your ass in divorce court.
Right, she told you what she was about, so you don't have an excuse. You are the problem. You chose because of her looks. Divorce her, she deserves better than a cheater husband. And why come here looking for sympathy; you were cheating before the marriage; that makes you the wrong one and the one who isn't what you pretend to be.
I think we know who is getting raped next
You married a Trump woman just take what's yours as he says. Don't ask just take and tell her the Bible says a wife must do as told. Then ass fuck her.
Your an idiot , do what is told for a good man.
Agree !
A man is an idiot to marry someone he's clearly not compatible with