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Helping a neighbor
I had been helping an elderly neighbor, gardening, taking out his trash, things like that. My husband was away with work for long stretches, and he was a widower in a big empty house, so I think we both felt lonely.
He made comments all the time about how beautiful I was, what he'd do with me if he were younger. He was old, but I saw in pictures he was quite handsome in his day, and you could still see it in his face and how he carried himself.
I was bending over one day, near where he was sitting on the couch, and I felt his hand on the inside of my leg. I straightened up, but I didn't stop him, I just stood there, it felt good, his hand rising up my inner thigh.
He said that at his age his cock might not work like he wanted all the time, but there were still things he was good at. His fingers met my bald pussy lips, and began exploring. I knew I couldn't hide my excitement when a gush of wet hit his hand and he laughed.
I turned to face him, and he started working my clit until I could barely stand. When I was so wet his hand was soaked and it was running down my legs, he smiled at me, pulled down my top to expose my full but still perky tits, and took out his teeth. I was shocked, but before I could react, his toothless mouth was wrapped around my nipple. I'm sure the other neighbors could hear me, crying out in pleasure, as he sucked as much of my tit in as he could. I was about to cum when he pulled away, spread my legs a little more, and slowly started sucking on my pussy. It was like nothing I'd ever felt before. It was the best oral sex I'd ever had. He was chomping and munching and rubbing and sucking, I was screaming and squirting, until I finally collapsed to the floor, unable to stand on my legs any longer. It wasn't in a shameful way, but he told me I should just get along home, to clean up and greet my husband. I thanked him and told him I'd see him tomorrow.
My husband and I moved into our new house a few years ago. We are in our 50's and moved because of his job. I am fortunate enough to work from home.
There was an elderly man in his 70's that lived next to us in an old home that he lived most of his life. His children lived far away out of state. I got to talking with him through the fence mostly saying a good morning greeting etc.
I was home one morning, my husband had left for work when I heard a crash coming from next door. I looked out my window and couldn't see anything so I went to look. I noticed he was down on the sidewalk and had tripped over a flower pot.
He was wearing a bath robe and as I helped him up discovered he was naked underneath. I got a good glimpse of his thick uncircumcised cock. I got him inside and into his recliner. He thanked me for helping him. I asked him if there was anything else I could do for him. He asked if I would make him feel better. He took my hand and put it on his cock. I thought of my husband, but I also thought of him. I said "sure...why not". I told him that he was much thicker than my husband and I actually admired the big head. I jerked his cock for a few minutes when all of a sudden he said he was going to cum. He convulsed and shot his warm cum all over my hand. He thanked me and I left.
When my husband got home, I told him the neighbor had fallen and I helped him out. I never told him what I did.
We moved about a year later when new owners bought the house.
I had been going to this bar for years and I just loved this one bartender. She had a set of 40D boobs and did not not mind showing them off. When things were slow in the bar we would always talk mostly about sex. It got to a point where if no one was around she would let me feel her up. One day I got the balls up to ask her to go on a cruise with me. Surprise she said yes. I was 71 and she was 33. Let me tell you I actually fucked her four times on the cruise. Even though several times I could not keep it up she understood and kept sucking my dick until I got hard again. We had a great time. When we returned we dated for about two years. Then she met a younger guy and they got married. Oh well it was a fantastic two years.
I know. it does work in most cases. I'm widowed since 12 years and I'm a retired teacher. Some of my pupil still live near me and they now have all families themselves. and their sons (or sometimes daughters) help me doing the chores in my house. At 72 its not more that easy doing it alone. I have had a line of young man who by me learned the facts of life.
They come by and work for me. Sometimes in the garden, sometimes in the house. When it's done, I get them in, give them something to drink and offer a shower if it has been sweaty. I let them have a look in me clevage. OK, 72 year old breasts are not like 16 year olds but it still works. The first step is done, if they have a look.
If they seem interested I spill some coke on their pants and kneel down in front of them to clean them off. And if the again look down my clevage, I take one of their hands and lead it to my tits. Thats most the winner.
In 75% it works. With boys from 12 to 16. In the last 2 years I've had 6 boys, most of them love it and come again. Once I've had brother and sister. That has been hot and nasty. I like to remember it.
I first started helping my elderly female neighbors when I was a young man in my teens. The first seduction happened on a hot summer day after I finished mowing her lawn. She invited me in for a cool drink and as we sat in her living room and chatted she suddenly stood and let her robe fall to the floor. She was still in very good shape for sixty-something, and I was young and horny all the time, so it took very little encouragement on her part before I let her take my hard cock into her toothless mouth. Despite my best attempts she was rather dry, until I found a jar of vaseline and lubed us both up well. After that first fuck word spread, the young man would take care of your yard and give you some fun as well. Within a month I was having more sex on a weekly basis than all the jocks in my high school combined. By my senior year I was so busy shagging elderly women that I actually had to hire a kid to take care of their lawns. Not only was I being paid in sex, but many of them had large retirements squirreled away and were happy to slide me an extra $100 to make sure I had everything I needed. Here I am not at 28 and I still exclusively date women in their 60s and 70s and want for nothing.
Logistically this doesn't add up
You need to see him every day.
As an old man I dream of this
So do I