How can I became a stripper?

I started out during a amateur night at a Deja' Vue in Tacoma Washington and I won, I was invited back the following week and won again kept getting invited back and soon working three days and nights a week earning big bucks anywhere from 1500 to 4000 a week.

Go to a strip bar/club and have a conversation

Do you know how old you have to be?

18 at full nude clubs (no alcohol)
21 for titty bars (alcohol served)
Just a heads up it's not fun and games. Some dudes are freaking disgusting and you will have to act like you enjoy touching his dirty ass...!

Dam. I don't want to wait that long. I be fine with men touching me