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Best Bullshit lines or excuses to see side piece, mistress, fb
Whats your best line, bullshit excuse, story etc ..you told your significant other to see your fb, fwb, mistress, side piece etc?? Im always wondering what are the most creative bullshit lines have people come up with so they can sneak out the house to see there side piece? C'mon lets hear it .. don't be shy ..
I told the wife I had to go to the hardware store and not to use the garbage disposal. (I never use a friend as an excuse). Came home a couple of hours later got under the sink banged a couple of wrenches around said dammit a couple times killed about 5 minutes told her it was fixed.
It's easy I just tell my husband I'm going to the mall when football is on