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This one day I was more horny than usual and felt I wanted to do something crazy fun. So I got off work early and took a short drive up to this trail head parking lot that people go to for hiking or horseback riding. It's been particularly hot here lately and NO ONE goes there in the middle of the day because of the heat. So I drive up the gravel road to the parking lot and it was perfect, not a single car or person around. So I park my truck in the back section of the lot and thought it would be fun to get completely naked. So after doing a quick servey to make sure no one was around I decided to take off all my clothes and left them in the back of the truck. I then walked over to a picnic bench which was maybe 30 ft away and sat on the table and started to stroke my cock. It was such an amazing feeling being out in the open where someone at any time could drive up or walk in from the nearby trail. So after looking around a bit more and realizing that no one was going to be there I decided to just lay back on the table, spread my legs and fuck my cock like crazy! I did so for a few and then shot a big nice load all over myself and the table. Afterwards I just laid there in total relief and enjoyed the moment. Made my way slowly back to the truck, got dressed and left. Since that first time I have been back there and done this a few more times and each time I get a little more daring. I think next time I will bring a dildo with me and try fucking my ass on the picnic table.
I have a small chunk of property. Is only 12 acres. Mostly woods with a nice house on the front of the property.
But my thing is, I love to get naked incert one of large butt plugs, leave my clothes at home and stroll through my woods. See the back side of my woods connects to the 1000 acre City Forest, with with several trail. For walking, hiking, biking, and horseback riding. I like to walk the walking trails naked, find a nice spot sit and masterbate. Hoping someone would see me. Which usually happens, the people that see me, all have different reactions. Some call me name, some well stand and watch, then about two or three times a week. A guy will stop watch, ask if he can join me. Which would usually end up let me give him a BJ, and swallowing his load of cum.
But my dream of having a couple of young men finding me and each taking turns filling my belly and my ass with cum. Has never happened. But at least once a month I'd receive a huge load in my ass from a stranger, that is so large that it leaves me leaking cum down back of my legs, and farting cum bubbles as I walk home.
You can start by venturing further down the walking trails with nothing on, leaving your clothes in your truck. If it's really as deserted as you say it is, given the heat of the day, it's a good bet you've got the park to yourself and will be able to walk totally naked as far as you want for as long as you want. And if somebody happens to come along, so what? Just smile and say hello and walk past them as if nothing were odd about your situation. Who knows? You might be lucky enough to bump into somebody willing to join you.
I like your thinking.
I'm telling you go for it. I did this once in a wooded park across the street from our house at the crack of dawn thinking nobody would be around and a woman out for a jog caught me. Needless to say she was one of the best blow jobs I've ever had!
I think if I saw some half decent looking naked guy walking the trails I would probably give him a blow job myself..
I know that I would! I'm married and the wife has absolutely no clue that I'm bisexual. But I'm not really "active" in that regard. I have a buddy who lives in the Milwaukee area that I've known since 4th Grade that I've been sucking/fucking with since right after we got out of college when he started law school. He's married, too, and HIS wife knows all about us...likes to watch occasionally. She never participates; she just likes to kick back fully clothed with a glass of wine and watch her husband pound my ass with his 9" cock. BETTER YOU THAN ME she always says LOL.
Wow. Lucky you. Wish I had a buddy like that.
Yeah, it's a bit twisted, actually. One time, while Mark was buttfucking the shit out of me, Kathy asked me if Fran (my wife) knew that I was "a homo." I responded "no fucking way." To which she replied: "I'm SO glad Mark's not a homo. I don't think I could stay married to a fucking homo."
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Apparently Kathy's definition of a "a homo" is a guy who sucks other men's cocks and takes cock up the ass...and since Mark never sucks my cock or lets me fuck his ass, he's not "a homo" in Kathy's eyes.
I know. Go figure.
That's too funny. Has the term Bisexual ever come up?
Damn that's hot! Knowing my luck it would be some grumpy park ranger busting me for indecent exposure.., haha.