An Embarrassing Almost Tragedy

I am a man and earlier today I was playing with an adult toy... And after I thought I cleaned everything up I went to light a smoke with my zippo... And my lubed up hand pitched the lit zippo across the bathroom into a pile of hair products....

How embarrassing would that house fire have been?....

On a side note I'm thinking of writing the lubricant company with a new warning label idea:
"Remove lubricant thoroughly from hands before holding objects of demolition such as TNT or plutonium or other similar objects such as non-butane lighters. Do not run with scissors or knives.

Also do not attempt to save people who are falling off of cliffs. If you suffer from vertigo or lower back pain do not try to pick up change from the floor.

This lubricant is a safe and non-toxic alternative grease which can be used to drive a giant truck through a small parking garage "

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