Diary of a Swinger
Hi gang, how are you all doing? I have mentioned my hubby before and have told you what his good points are: (a) a computer wiz, (b) he has the biggest dick I have seen and knows how to use it, and (c) good at picking up heavy things and moving them about. But that's it, at anything else he is hopeless. We were trying to get a couple, lets call then Rob & Jean, who live close to us in to out swinger group. We had spoken about driving down to the South of France in our motor homes and I asked him to sound them out on a naturist site. We have a favourite site down there run by two horny 70-odd year old French sisters and we always get to play with them, they just love his massive dick. So he had a chat with Rob & Jean and said yes they were up for it. I was not too sure because although I really wanted some girl-on-girl action with Jean (she is so tasty), I was not so keen on Rob and I new that hubby was gagging to get his tongue up Jean's pussy. So we plan it all: ferry tickets, etc and very soon (actually quite a long drive) we arrive at our favourite site. We both want to get setup and we decide to meet at the back of our pitch in about 30 min. So me and hubby set the scene, he will be naked and I will be sucking his cock with my arse up in the air, pointing in the direction we think they will make their entry (so to speak). Eventually they appear and I hear Rob say "What The Fuck is going on here, just what are you doing, this is disgusting". I sit up and I look at Jean who is transfixed by hubbies dick waving about like a Cobra. She has a tiny bikini on and after a short while her nipples are rock hard and her bikini top looks like two light-switches. She moves towards hubby but Rob grabs hold of her and asks here WTF she is doing and I thought to myself that this wasn't going too well. After Rob storms off towing poor Jean behind him I ask hubby what went wrong. "Don't understand?" he said, I told them clearly that we were going to a naturalist campsite. "You fucking idiot" I reply, "they were expecting to see bird-wtaching hides and Otters in the wild you plonker." Well it didn't turn out to badly, we had sex with the French sisters and met a lovely Dutch coupe, who are very experimental in the sex department and I do mean very experimental Yup we had a good vacation and not only that Jean contacted us when we got back and came to see us when Rob was away on business and yes she was really up for it and she looked gorgeous naked. Hubby got to spend a fair amount of time with his tongue up her pussy, as did I and because he was so excited that when he shot his load it was a massive ejaculation that nearly covered her face. It certainly made a mess of her mascara. Wonderful and we now meet up with Jean quite a bit but Rob knows nowt about it. Bye for now sexmates!
My oldest daughter dad is my Big Cock love of my life we never got married. I got drunk with my daughter one night and was telling her how amazing her dad is in bed. Getting very detailed about his enormous Cock size 10 1/3" long and 6 3/4" around. We both messed around 69ing and fingering each other very naughty. I got her so turned on she seduced her dad a few days later. She told me how sore her pussy was but said it was as amazing as I told her it would be. I didn't mean any of it to happen and now the two are having a sex all the time she moved in with her dad. I can't exactly tell her it's wrong I had sex with her so I'm made at my self. But frustrated my ex took advantage of her offer and they are having this sex thing now
Hope u submitted urself to him too. u should offer to be his slave
Horrible to hurt Jean's marriage. Her husband said no and there should always be swinging rules and if he said no then you shouldn't have started something with her. He isn't stupid and he will figure it out sooner or later. You all give swingers a bad name. No means no.
Our swinging club is great. I just love how casual it all is, you might be sat down chatting to someone and all of a sudden a guy comes up and stuffs his cock in your mouth. I am bi, as are most of the women are and that just gives it an extra puissance. I love licking pussy as much as sucking cock.
You ain't lived until you have swung.
Me and my missus joined a swingers group and it saved our marriage. We had both been previously married more than once and they all had ended because we like to fuck - basically anyone. After we had been married for a couple of months we both found out we had been cheated on and that was nearly it for another marriage. But we were visiting a couple of friends and we told them what was going on and they suggested joining a swingers group - they were in one and loved it. Me and the missus were not sure but all of a sudden our male friend got his dick out and shoved it down my missus' throat. Before I could say anything his missus had my cock down her throat. What a liberating experience. We joined their group and never looked back. The whole thing is so much fun: this group organises drama evenings, bukkake evenings and nude darts on ice but without the ice! Our next drama evening is going to be "Donald Trump visits a nunnery" - I want the lead role.
Same with us. I was convinced we were gonna split but we joined a swingers group and haven't looked back. The greatest thing at our group is the bukkake evening and a new member is always one of the cum dumps. Ya see these women doing their first bukkake and most of them are shit scared about it until they go cum crazy. They are never the same afterwards - my missus weren't.
Me and my partner (both women btw) are members of the Basingstoke Swingers Assocation (BSA) and we are very active members. You only get all the benefits of a swingers club if you are bi. Nothing better than orgy where there are men fucking women, women fucking women and men fucking men. To have a guy licking your pussy while another guy is sucking his cock is a lovely.
All members of UK Swingers Clubs please post the name of you club here and whether or not you accept visitors. I am a single woman nowadays and a couple of clubs I frequent (Harlesden & Stonebridge) do not take single males but not surprisingly they will fit in single women and yes they do fit in me quite often.
Me and my partner swing a hell of a lot. She was a bit nervous at first and I can still remember our first attendance at our group. She sat down and was talking to Nelly (one of our horny grannies) and all of a sudden someone stuck his cock into her mouth. She screamed and bit the poor guy's cock and then he screamed. We both settled in on that first evening and our first encounter was with old Nelly (we are both bi btw) and we had a lovely time with this horny old granny. Our club organises special kinky evenings: dogs, bukkake, pissing, hiring some really fat, really old or really ugly prossies etc. it is a lot of fun. On a more serious note, so many of the people we have met there have said that swinging has saved their marriage. You get the variety of sex you would otherwise crave and yet you are not unfaithful. It's a win-win situation and has worked a treat for us. If you are in Milton Keynes then do a search for 'Milton Keynes Swingers Club' and come along you can fuck me, my partner or even old Nelly.
Next time we are in MK I will contact you guys, already have your web address and sent an email to the club secretary last night. Bon chance mon ami.
I have some lovely pics of my daughter Julie 'performing' with our local football team and her horse. You won't believe the horse video. If you would like to see them then email me at touronroute@btinternet.com
You should be 'kin ashamed.
Don't think he knows what shame is. Me and my wife are swingers but we have kept it away from our children but the thought of getting a horse to shage one of my daughters and publishing the photos is abhorrent.
Me and my wife fell into swinging, we would have broken apart otherwise. It all started when I found out that someone was shagging her. So I got her sister drunk and shagged her and made sure my wife found out - an eye for an eye. Then I found out that she was shagging yet another bloke, so I went out and seduced an old women who lives just down the road and again I let her find out by catching me with my tongue up this old grannies arse. With this we decided to sit down together and sort it out and it emerged that we (a) we still loved one another, and (b) we did not love any of the people we shagged, it was just sex. So we got together all the people we had been shagging with their partners (the granny didn't have one) at our gaff, plied them with drink and then took our clothes off and started sucking dick, licking pussy etc. They were initially shocked but eventually we had a good time. Me and my wife go out seeking new recruits, bring them back with our swinging friends and introduce them to swinging and apart from one occasion where a geezer went fucking apeshit it has worked well and we have our swinging group. SWEET.
Good to hear from you again. You don't mention your swinger group any more, do you still swing? When you have worked out where you are going on your holidays then please let us know, we would love to meet up you. Like you we take our motorhome down to the South of France and go to naturist campsites. Other people would not believe what you can see going on at some of those sites and as for the nudist beaches. I saw one little group pissing over each other in full view on the beach, that don't happen at Bognor Regis. Hope to hear from you soon.
Hi it's me, just haven't been posting anything recently - SORRY. We had a very odd Christmas. If you can remember Rob, well he went loco over xmas, he wanted his wife back and he suddenly turned up xmas morning while the 5 of us are having a fucking/licking/ rimming session. So my hubby puts a dressing gown on and goes down to open the door and us 4 girls carry on shagging each other. Next things we hear is a great crashing of smashing glass. Rob has taken a swing at my hubby, who has ducked and Rob's fist has gone through the glass on our front door, which is some sort of toughened safety glass. We all stop shagging, get decent and go down and there is blood every where. Hubby has a very confused look on his face and Rob takes off trailing blood from his hand jumps in his car, shoots off down the road and collides with our local butcher's shop. Once he is out of hospital the old bill arrest him because he was something like 4 times the alcohol limit - oh dear. We also found out why Martijn didn't come over with Machteld, he has gone 100% gay. When hubby found out he was dumbfounded and said that he likes to suck cock now and again but fucking Machteld is much better. I like both too.
Who would believe this stuff?
Swinging destroyed our marriage. I just got into swinging much too much, much more than my husband did, which was the basic problem. I wanted to swing every night but our group didn't meet every night so I would invite group members round as much as I could - 2 or 3 times a week. But I still wanted more so I started inviting fellow swingers round during the day when my husband was at work and when he got home he would have to fuck me as well. It all came to a head when we started doing bukkake evenings and we had a special invitation evening where there were over 70 men and I was one of the two cum dumps. We started Saturday afternoon and we were still going at 2AM Saturday, most of the guys had cum 2 or 3 times and I was covered in sticky, gooey, delicious cum. I was having orgasms one after another, I was laying on the floor screaming for more cum. This was too much for my husband and he walked out of the room and out of my life. But I just carried on in the same way and I still yell for more cum during bukkake but I do miss my husband's tenderness.
My wife is nearly 30 years older than me and we used to swing regularly but she is now just a bit too weak to visit our group more than once or twice a month but she is happy for me to go along alone. Normally the group would not allow a man by himself to join in but as I was one of the founder members of our group in Amersham they wave this rule. We are very lucky in our group that we do have quite a few female only couples, who thankfully are bi-sexual, in fact most of the people in our group are bi-sexual but there are more women than men. We are very broad minded group and a few of our ladies bring their dogs along for a bit of fun, Beth has a bitch Alsatian who is a big favourite of mine. Never thought I would lick dog pussy but it is a great experience and you should try it. Swinging is brilliant for your relationship, which has been remarked on by earlier posters. When my wife comes along and because she is so weak I help her to have sex with other men or women, so you can see how selfless it becomes. The husband in one of our couples had a stroke (not a euphemism) a while ago and he cannot do much more that watch. But all of the women are happy to go down on him and give him a good BJ, as are most of the men! Keep swinging kids.
What do you mean when you say "she is so weak I help her to have sex with other men or women"? I do wonder.
Aldershot swings both ways! I live in fucking Aldershot and it is a tip, I don't believe anyone swings here. But we are looking for grannies for making videos, so if you a granny or know a granny contact me markswindells@btinternet.com
Greetings from the Aldershot Swings Both Ways club, our motto is 'Whichever way you like it we can do it'. We had a 'meeting' last night and as usual I am knackered this morning. So much so that I have told them that I am coming down with something and will leave at lunchtime. Happy swinging and if you are ever in Aldershot then look us up.
I will never forget the first time me and my ex-husband went swinging. As we were newbies and very young we got extra attention, so my husband was pleasured by a dozen women and I was spunked by a dozen men. I love cum, it was not something new, I liked taking my husband's load in my mouth or he would lick up the creampie and we would share it. But when a dozen men cum in your face then you are in another world. I had cum in my hair, on my tits, up my nose, in my ears and my eyes were stinging from cum. I went cum crazy and when they were finished I was laying there with a face covered in man cream and screaming for more cum. They got all the guys in to spunk me who were still capable of shooting a load, that was probably another 10 it was the best ever. I would like to get spunked by 100 or more men. We went to a show in Japan and two girls were spunked on by over a 100 men. The spunk running down their faces or tits was collected in a glass and at the end they drunk it, I reckon it was a good half pint, I was so jealous.
I am Susan and I live in Georgia. I have been married 20 years and love my husband. But I must confess. I love sucking cock. I have sucked off 17 guys now. I keep saying I will not do it again, but every couple of years some nice guy gives me a compliment and I am out of town on business and I just love seeing their eyes light up when I put there big cocks in my mouth and hey LOVE what I do to them.
I only left 9 of them fuck me but it was so amazing. I get so turned on. Am I a slut or a swinger or are they the same?
Just a horny woman
I love orgy parties so much and i always think about it but it's so hard telling this to my wife. i know her and surly i love her but i don't mind if she have sex with someone els but as a fun not always .i fear to tell her this. i don't know what is her reaction about this she saved virginity for marriage and i know that she will leave me if i even think about sex.
Perhaps you could take a writing course and then we might know wtf you are talking about.
Want to record someone having sex with my wife. I don't just want to sit back, I don't want to touch the guy, but I want to make love to my wife while she's being used by and using someone else. Does this make me a swinger?
So I'm a bisexual girl in a very committed relationship. My boyfriend really wants a threesome and I'd love to play with a girl. So I put an ad online for the hell of it and within a day had a response from a couple looking to swing with us.
I was really nervous about the thought of another guy in me as I've only had sex with my boyfriend despite being 21.
But now I'm finding that I'm fantasizing more about being with the other guy than his wife. If it goes well they want a continued thing and I'm worried by how bad I want the other guy. Should I go through with it?
I really want to have a 3some with another man or woman but I'm so scared of diseases out there. My hubby and I are so open with our sexuality. I'd really like to have another man service me. I have never been with anyone but my hubby.
I really want to try arse to mouth but I'm afraid to ask a woman to let me. Would this happen in a swingers group.
Me (Colin), my wife (Julie) and our dog Barney belong to the ultimate swingers club and this is an invite for you to (a) see some of our pics and movies, or (b) actually join us. The rules are that it is open to couples only (of any sex mix) and a pet that can have sex with humans. So a dog (either sex) is fine but a hamster will not be looked on favourably. When we get together we have sex between animals and animals and humans and boy is it a lot of fun but we do usually wear masks because we film these little get togethers. It all started when me and my wife started having sex with our dog, not Barney but his predecessor Archie, he started licking my wife's pussy and he started trying to mount her and succeeded fairly quickly. My wife soon started to suck Archie's cock and just loved it when he used to cum on her face and in her mouth, unless you have seen a dog shoot his load you won't know why she found it such a gas. My wife's fave position is me or the dog up her arse or pussy whilst she is blowing the other one and while she is doing this she seems to be continuously orgasming. Me and the dog like this as well. We started group sex with a female bi couple we had known for a while and this really foxey black labby and I love fucking her. We then got more and more people involved and we now have over 50 members. So if you want to join us or just watch some of our vids then please email me at: touronroute@btinternet.com
Does anyone know of any swingers groups in the London area that has some trannies as members? I recently paid to have sex with a tranny and it was the greatest thing. I guess that is because I am bi and I like to 69 with a guy but doing it with a tranny puts a whole new perspective in. I would like to have threesome sex with a woman and a tranny, man can you imagine how brilliant that would be. If I cannot find a group with some trannies in it I guess I am going to have save up my pennies to pay for the threesome.
I would like to swing but my husband won't even talk about it, calls me a slapper if I do. I know I am a bit of a slapper, when the window cleaner is doing our house I go up to our bedroom, take my clothes and let him look at me when he does our window. I then masturbate in front of him. He never charges - does that make me a prossy. I rub up against the electric or gas man when they are under our stair cupboard where the meters are. I fucked a plumber and he fix a leak for nothing. I think I should be swinging.
The trouble is that to swing you must both want to do it. You could do what I did though when my husband would not consider swinging I got a friend to come over when I was out and seduce him, which she said was very easy, I then snuck in and pretended to be shocked to the core when I caught him with his tongue rammed up her pussy. I then got my way about joining the swingers group.
I am a dedicated swinger and have been for 20 years and I know no other swinger what has had an STD,
There is always a first time guy.
Man you're asking for trouble don't you ever think that when you kiss her she's had some other guy's cock in her mouth and can't you sometimes even taste his spunk in her mouth?
I like the idea f it.
Swinging saved our marriage! It was getting stale and I started having an affair with a girl at work, this was the start of the slippery slope and although I was ecstatic having sex with my workmate, I was depressed because I knew it could end my marriage. But we had some friends over one night and they started talking about swinging and it sounded fun. So she got down and started to suck my cock and after some persuasion my missus did the same to the other bloke. From there we really got into swinging, we can have sex with people within our group whenever we want and there is no deception because we are both there. The funny thing is that now me and the missus when we are at home by ourselves are having great sex, it's like when we first got together. Strange!
Ps I am still shagging the bird now and again though! Well ya gotter keep your hand in.
Do you mean the bird at work or what?
Oh yeah sorry the bird at work.
I am fukin dis custard!
I wouldn't exactly call us swingers, there is 6 couples who get together and have sex and drug parties. Now these days none of us smoke any more so our lovely ladies make dope cakes and take to the party. The problem with dope cakes is that it takes a while to get off on them. The first time we did it, we munched too many cakes and got so stoned none of us can remember anything until about 3 o'clock in the morning when we started to regain consciousness. My missus had cum all over her face, I had lipstick on my dick and one of the blokes had a carrot up his arse. We learned to pace ourselves after that. The best thing though is to drop acid, you do need two people who aint tripping to look after you all. But until you have had an orgasm while you are tripping you won't know how good it is, it feels like you are cumming from everywhere, your whole body has an orgasm - oh man you must do it. The other thing to do while tripping is to get a girl to piss on you, you get all these multi-colour jewels dropping on you, with all the colours moving about and you can see the smell of the piss. Have to wait till Saturday now.
Yeah we love swinging but it does give rise to some funny situations. I was standing chatting to a woman who only had a suspender belt and stockings and I was naked. She wasn't the prettiest woman I have ever seen but she had beautiful tits and a really lovely bush. We were chatting and casually fondling, I was getting desperate to go down on her, in fact it wouldn't have taken that much for me to shoot my load. Then the missus walks up arm-in-arm with this bloke I recognised and says "I just fucked the window cleaner". Of course that's who it was, she is always flashing to him when he does the windows and he never charges. Lo and behold the lady who I was thinking about going down on with the lovely tits is his wife. So I thought, fair anough and went down on his missus. Can't beat swinging.
We have a group of friends and we have been friends for years. Now I do not consider that we are swingers but whenever any of us get together it is tradition that the girls wear very sexy clothes. To give an example last weekend we visited two friends and my missus wore a see-through blouse with no bra, a very short dress that did not cover her stocking tops and see-through panties. If she bent forward a bit you could see panties, the dress was that short. When we got to her friends the female friend was wearing a 'dress' which looked like a very short skirt but with braces and no underwear at all. The 'braces' part of her dress were about 2" wide and did not do a very good job of covering her breasts. They kept popping out and after a while she got fed up of popping them back and so didn't bother. We also had a little swap session, which we generally do, we never fuck but we kiss and cuddle and fondle. Occasionally of course, orgasm occurs but not every time. Does this make us swingers? I know one thing and that is when we get home, whatever the time, then me and the missus have sex that blows a brains out.
Sounds nice.
My missus loves to piss in my mouth while I am licking her out and I love the taste. I always need a piss after I have cum and she likes that one on her face and in her mouth.
Do any of the swinging groups/clubs that any of you know about in the UK have a pissing night. There is a group of 4 couples, inc. me and t'missus, get together to piss on one another. My missus especially likes to piss while I am licking her and I like it lot also. One point I have noticed is that women's piss tastes much better than men's piss.
Reading the post below reminded me of something that happened a while ago. Me and my husband had booked a "Swinging Weekend" at a hotel in Blackpool. We had been there many times before and always had a good time. On our first visit to the bar we got chatting to a group of Man/Woman couples and as we were the newbies they asked if we would split up and the guys would generally fuck and abuse me and my husband could do his best with their female partners. We were more than up for it and before too long I have got (a) a cock up my arse, (b) a cock up my pussy, (c) a cock in my mouth and (d) I am jerking off two other guys. Girls if you can manage this trick then go for it. The hardest bit is after you've had a cock shoved up your arse you then have to manoeuvre yourself to get one up you pussy. I can guarantee girls that it is well worth the trouble. Then, as the lady below said, the cum moment (cum moments in this case) comes and being spunked on by a number of guys is the dogs dangly bits I tell you. But on this occasion I had was sucking a guy and jerking him at the same time and I could feel he was very nearly there and I was looking forward to another mouthful of man juice. But no, he wanted to cum on my face and at the last moment he pulled his dick outta my mouth and at very close range fired a great big gloop of cum at my face. I could see in like slow motion and I could see it coming right at me but I didn't get my eyes shut and a jet of cum hit one eye at high speed. Oh boy did it sting, oh it really did, I could feel it for hours. Now if I am in such a situation I always have handy a pair of glasses, I don't need glasses so I have a plain glass affair. Funny thing is I have found that guys love to cum on glasses and you can safely view cum fired at you and it all runs off down to your mouth and you can lick it up but best of all when it's finished you can lick it off your glasses. CHAMPION
I've had a shot of cum in my eye and you are so right it bloody stings. I have had happened more times than I can remember, I am a very horny woman and so I fuck a lot of guys. After one such incident, I got home a couple of hours later and my husband said "Your right eye is as red as a beetroot, what have you been up to?" Needles to say I didn't tell him. Why have I never thought of glasses, I need them for reading and using them during cock sucking will give me a better look at the cock and protect me as well.
It's heartwarming reading these posts from a bunch of enlightened swingers. I find it to be a truly liberating experience. For example, you and your partner go into the bar area, dressed with not very much at all, I like to wear very, very diaphanous clothes, where absolutely nothing is hidden. My partner likes the leather gear, I told him he looks like a homo but he asks what the hell else he can wear, besides it don't stay on for very long he says. Anyway, you go into the bar get chatting with a few people that you have not met before and before you know it a man or a woman is fondling your breasts, which my partner says is great when I wear my see-through stuff. Then not much more time goes buy and you have a prick (or 2 or 3) inside of you and then after a while the cum moment happens. If this isn'tliberating then I do not know what is.
Swinging is the norm man. Me and my missus are both now in our 60s and we have been swinging for 40 odd years. I know I can go along to our club and have sex with women 30 or more years younger than me. What's not to like eh?
What indeed! Nothing I would say.
I met my wife at a swingers do. We were at a big house in Norfolk and the bird I was with had pissed off with a couple of lezzies and I saw this gorgeous women taking one up the arris. Her mouth was unoccupied so I sidled up and stuck my cock in her mouth and me and the guy doing her up the arris came at about the same time and she was as pleased as punch. Why not she had a mouthful and arrisful of man juice. Anyway I picked her up and started kissing her and then licking her arris and pussy and the rest as they say is history. We have now been married for nearly 3 years and we regularly go to the swingers club where I first met her and we have a circle of friends whom we swing with. One of our little circle is 3 bi women who live together and i love it when they visit. I am not really bi, I have blown a few of the guys I really like but I would not call muself bi though.
Sounds so romantic.
We are newly married and both in our 20s. I have always sunbathed topless on beaches that allow it and I do in our garden even though the old boy next door can see me. My husband has no hangups about this and says that my tits are the most beautiful he has ever seen and doesn't mind who sees them. We are going on a camping holiday this coming summer, using our trailer tent and we have been considering going to a naturist campsite and after reading some of these comments have made up our minds to go for it. I suspect that we will want to go to an adult only site as they sound much more fun.
I can't believe that there are this number of swingers around.
We just love the 'edge' you get at naturist camp sites, it reminds me of those old magazines from the 1960s which were called 'Health & Efficiency' or something similar. We have a couple of posters taken from one of those mags - great fun. We only go to ones where children are allowed because we have two young daughters of 8 & 11. So public fucking is out of the question, but we get so horny during the day that we go at it like hammer and tong at night and I am sure our daughters must know what is going on! Mind you we do at home as well. They are at an age where the male form is very intriguing for them. We wander about naked at home and we hope that the girls will grow up with no hangups about nudity. In recent years they seem to spend a lot of time staring at their father's todger and when he notices them he gets an erection. The girls giggle and then carry on staring at it. They know all about sex now, from us and at school. If they come into our room when we are having sex we just stop (if we can) and find out what they want, usually just a chat. On a number of occasions they have wandered in when we have been having a 69. Once they came in when we were fucking, my husband was very nearly there and when the girls entered he pulled his todger out of me, which was glistening with my love juice and then he came all over my pubes and tummy. I didn't make a fuss a just mopped it up with a tissue, normally I get to swallow it but not in front of the girls. Family life huh!
Hello swingers. Me and the missus live in Moraira, Spain, which is on the coast between Valencia and Alicante. There are a lot of ex-pats in this area, not just Brits but from all over Northern Europe. In fact my missus is Finnish, she is beautiful, very blond hair and pale skin with blue eyes and very large breasts. When we go to beach she will always sunbathe topless and causes quite a stir. If we drive a bit further we can use a nudist beach and we both go in our 'birthday suits'. In this area there are at least 3 very active swingers groups but I would think there are probably double or triple that number. We have a business which keeps us very busy in the holiday season but with little to do in the off season. Whereas most of the ex-pats here have bugger all to do all of the time and consequently boozing, drug taking and sex are very popular pastimes here. That is why I think there are many more clubs than 3. Our club has 27 regular member couples and we are often visited by members of the other clubs we know about, as we often visit them. Away matches as we call them. Occasionally we merge all three clubs for special event, like super bukkake evenings but these would be for special occasions like Christmas or Easter, we are very traditional. If anyone living in that area is reading this then if you look out for a stunning Finnish bird, with a bit of an accent and a big bearded Brit, then please approach us and mention Naughty Posts. At the very least you will get to see my gorgeous missus' tits!
Hi there. We live just down the road from you in Moravit. We live in the UK during the summer and come out here November (ish). I will definitely look out for you two, my husband will enjoy looking at your wife's tits and so will I. Both me and my husband are bi, so him and me will both want to suck your dick - if that's OK? Are many of the groups members bi? I do hope so, there aren't too many things nicer than having a big hard dick up your arse or fanny and tongue-fucking a woman at the same time. Although that does leave two spare hands for other naughtiness.
You are both welcome to view and to fondle my lovely wife's tits and also to suck my dick. On the front at Moraira is Bernys and we get in there quite often, we will see you there and I will look forward to seeing your tits and sucking your husband's dick. There will be a lot of cock sucking going on - so no change there then!
Some years back me and the missus were at a holiday camp down in the West Country. On the Saturday they used to have a do where you would get all the favourites: Nobbly knees competition, glamorous granny competition etc. We had watched the glamorous granny and the one who won was really very attractive, she was the only one who looked good in a swimsuit. After the show had finished we moved to the bar and the winning glamorous granny walked in looking very pleased with herself. Some time later she was 4 sheets to the wind and her husband had passed out on a sofa and all the guys were cheering her on with that old English camp fire call - "Get yer tits out luv" and she did. I will never ever forget the moment. You could see in her swimsuit she had large and droopy tits and when she took her top off you could see that was true. She was dancing around swinging her tits into guy's faces and grabbing your cock. What a great night, our wives all fucked off in disgust and so four or five of us actually fucked the old dear. Mind you I didn't arf get it in the neck when I got back to out chalet, my missus was livid. She called me all the names under the sun: perverted little creep etc. It was a good job that she didn't see me shagging the old dear.
That aint very nice. You took advantage of some poor old dear because she was pissed and a group of you gang-banged her, yes that was a very fine thing to do. NOT
Are you kidding. The old biddy was bent over a bar-stool and I was fucking her and she was giving a guy a blowjob at the other end. I think we were taken advantage of.
Not only that a few days later, when she was sober, she asked me if I would fuck her again while her husband was out fishing. I don't know what his little work got nut I know mine got covered in pussy juice. This old dear is insatiable.
We have a holiday home, actually it's a moored large caravan, at a naturist site in Cornwall. We live less than 30 miles from our holiday home, which has a wonderful view out to the sea, so we are down there quite a lot. We even go during the winter but you would never guess it was a naturist site then lol. During the summer it comes alive, the pool area is full of naked people, as are other public areas. But fucking or any other sexual activity (the odd tweak or grope would be ignored) is verboten! It isn't a big site, I guess its appeal is limited, it has a small bar and a shop (open in high season only) which stocks the basics. But we enjoy our time there, just this last weekend we arranged to meet some friends we have made on the site, in all there were 8 of us. You can guess what happened, the heating was turned up, we were all naked and drinking booze. It wasn't that long before someone was licking minge and then it all kicked off, very soon everyone was fucking, sucking etc. A great weekend was had by all. To pick up on a point made by someone earlier, if you saw us out fully clothed as a group then there would be nothing in our appearance to make you think we were a sex mad bunch of swingers. But we are!
If you are thinking about swinging then take the plunge but gradually. One or the other of you may not enjoy it and just go along with what the other one wants - DONT. Be open with your partner and tell them what you feel and if you partner does not want to do it then DO NOT force them to do it. But if you are both up for it then go for it. If you are in a relationship where cheating is happening then this could bring you closer together because it should eradicate the cheating. Worked for me and the mem-sahib.
I think it's real in the main. We belong to a swingers group in Gateshead and we also visit swingers nights at various clubs and hotels in the UK and on the continent. And I have to say that you would be surprised at the number of people who belong to groups or visit clubs/hotel nights. You might also be surprised to find out how ordinary the people you meet at these "events" are. We have never met any creepy people or smelly or revolting people, just ordinary people. At our current club there is an old couple and the wife has Alzheimer's and you would be surprised at how much she enjoys herself. The girls take care of the old boy, which must give him a real break and the guys look after the lady. They really do look after her, she seems to come alive and remembers all the moves.
Is this site for real? I have just happened upon it and all you read on it is (a) young girls fucking their fathers or any old men especially those in Care Homes, (b) young blokes fucking their aunts, grandmothers, sisters, mothers or some old granny, (c) blokes sucking other blokes cocks as their main hobby, (d) women getting their fanny licked and then fucked by dogs, after which they give the dog a blow job. Is any of this true or is it all made up? Not really sure I want to know.
Ooops sorry forgot to mention the lezzies.
Never forget the lezzies.
We regularly go to one in Germany, not very far outside Munich. My husband loves to fuck big old fat German birds and I have to say I don't mind fucking some German blokes. But there are all sorts of nationalities on the site. We met two Italian couples away together during last summer and the six of us had a lovely time shagging, blowing & licking together. We visited them in Naples over Christmas and again had an enjoyable time. But this German site is amazing, you see all shapes of body. Some gorgeous young boys and girls, tall, blond & suntanned and they are more than happy to cavort with older & fatter people. There just seems to be no shame and as we are both bi we can get the maximum enjoyment. A couple of years ago we met 4 young female students from Heidelberg and seeing the four of them naked was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen and my husband agreed. We had a great time with them. Looking forward to next summer, we have bought some butt-plugs that look like you have a tail when you ram them home and we have been practicing using them. Which is not easy at first. My husband likes the fact that when I remove mine that my butt-hole stays expanded for a short while and he can get his tongue right up and it does feel nice. We are going to wear them and matching wigs at the Saturday night party (ie orgy) the site throws. The plugs probably won't stay in long because we both like it up backside.
We go to one in Spain and if you wonder around the site and "explore" you will see people fucking, having oral etc. In fairness this is an adult site with 18 as a minimum age requirement. It ain't arf a lot of fun camping there.
We have been to one near Barcelona, it's good fun. But the problem with the Barcelona area (Spain in general) is that your van/car is always being broken into. One year we got broken into twice! We have toured all over the UK and much of mainland Europe and have never been broken in to anywhere else and nor have we when we rented RVs in the States. Just Spaim.
I am trying to convince my wife to go to a naturist campsite, she is quite happy sunbathing topless and does it in our back garden and don't give a toss what the neighbours think. But will she go totally naked? Well not yet. I have been to the one in Brighton (not sure if it is still there), I was having an affair with a girl in Hove and we used to sunbathe naked on that beach. I just loved it, difficult at first because of the erection problem. Don't they always happen at the wrong time? But a lovely experience, people let you get on with what you want to do and basically ignore you. GREAT