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My wife has been having lesbian sex...and I don't mind
My wife and I have been married 4 years. It's been somewhat rocky. We used to have sex 1-2 times a week. Now it's like 1-2 times a month. Always a reason. She's bleeding. She's tired. She hasn't showered (she showers daily but apparently I can only have sex with her right out of the shower). So we were in bed watching a movie and she got up to use the bathroom. She had her phone on and unlocked. She got a text and I looked over to see who it was. It was from her friend Nancy. It said (from the preview) "so tomorrow night then?" I admit I was curious so I looked. My wife had just sent her a text talking about how horny she was and she wanted her to come over. I scrolled a bit and found out that the two of them have been having sex every night I work (don't work nights often.)
Doesn't bother me at all that she is having lesbian sex. Wonder if I should tell her I know or come home early one day and walk in on it.
Plan on coming home early sometime. Make sure you're dressed nice and well-groomed. When you arrive home, come in quietly, take off your shoes and go up to the bedroom. If the door is open, peer in slowly so hopefully they won't see you right away. If it's shut, turn the knob slowly and quietly. If it's locked there aren't many choices, best case is to lightly knock and in a pleasant voice say Don't worry, it's only you. You'd like to come in but if they'd prefer privacy, you're cool with that too. Either way, I want you to continue and enjoy yourselves! It lets her know you're cool with it, and in some way know already. IF you can look in first, watch for a while to get a vibe, then do the same sort of thing, lean against the doorway, smile in a way that you're genuinely happy, not just a drooling neanderthal. They'll ultimately see you and probalby be surprised and stop. Just say, Don't stop on my account. I'd love to stay but I'm cool with giving you your time too. If you're allowed to come in, don't be a pig and expect them to turn their sights to you, or service you, or play for you. Just sit back, watch and enjoy. Do join in if invited but let them take the lead on what you do or don't do. Sounds like endless wonderful opportunities here!
1. Set up hidden cameras to catch her and Nancy on tape.
2. Go fuck some sexy young thing who thinks fucking a married guy makes her "mature".
3. If you get caught with the side piece, rub wifey's lesbian tapes in her face. The divorce will go your way, since you have the evidence.
Have fun!
You don't mind that she is cheating? Well that is why you aren't getting it, because the slut next door is stealing your marital rights.
Depends how long you want to be made a laughing stock. Should just tell her now and i think you'll find she will be gone quick smart with Nancy.
Awkward situation. I am sure you feel like you would like to join in with them but with the way your wife rejects you, then I honestly doubt that is on the books. I used to have a bi GF and she would have a friend or two over for weekends and we would all join in. This was all above board and was not the reason we broke up. I also have a work friend whose wife became (or always had been) a lesbian. They had 3 young children but she left him to set up home with her lesbian lover. I think you have to have this out with her. If your wife still loves you then your marriage can survive and it will be better for it if she does not have to lie to you. But if your wife has fallen out of love with you and is now 100% lezz then eventually she will leave you, so best to find out now. Good luck guy.
Come home early and catch them licking and then join in lick one and fuck the other one .
Sounds like your going to come home early to an empty house on of these days. If she is rejecting you but having sex all the time with her girlfriend I would be concerned.