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Banana fun
I discovered a great way to have sex with bananas.
1. Wait for banana to brown.
2. Warm the banana in microwave.
3. Cut banana in half.
4. Wrap banana with duct tape.
5. Poke finger in banana to make hole.
7. Insert penis into banana hole.
8. Orgasm.
Bigger the banana the better!
Get some help or even better a girlfriend. Makes me think of those times when I was at University when there was no dope on campus. As The Freak Brothers said 'It is better to have dope in times of no money than it is to have money in times of no dope'. Great and poetic words. Anyway back to my story, it was always claimed that when there was no dope you could dry the skins of bananas and smoke the little suckers. Believe me that is very wrong, it made me sick sick up my evening meal and made me feel ill for hours. My girlfriend, who didn't try the banana joint, was in a gloating mood and told me she was gonna give me a BJ that evening but as I was so ill that would be put off until some undisclosed future time.
Women Huh, can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em.
You must have a small dick!
What if your penis is bigger than the banana?