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Proud of my penis
I'm proud of my penis. Every woman that has enjoyed it is always impressed. I enjoy showing it off online as well. Hell, sometimes I post on craigslist, "who wants to see my tool?" Honestly, guys have told me it's nice too. and it's true, it is.
Now, I'm not one of those massively huge-dicked guys you see in porn, nor is it terribly wide or anything out of the ordinary. It's about 8 inches, about as wide as a full sized maglight, circumsized, with a very well proportioned tip, which is full and almost shiny when aroused. It has a super sensitive area on the left side, and leans just slightly to the right. I'm no whore, but I've been with quite a few women. Some have only intended to fool around a bit, but once they hold my penis in their hands, it's like a switch is flipped in their heads that says, "I MUST ride it!" I don't know what to say, other than "Thank the maker," (in my best 3PO voice).
I know there are bigger, possibly better cocks out there, but mine really is superb. I absolutely enjoy looking into a girls eyes as I'm deep in her and I know.. I mean really KNOW she's enjoying every inch of stimulation, and doing everything just right for her.
Trying out a fantasy of what it would feel like to have a big dick.
So what? I think you are being very untruthful...
An old Chinese proverb states that "one who brags about what he is, most times isn't".
When you post "who wants to see a tool?" on Craigslist, you should post a picture of your face.
He who objects to the OP's truth has a little dick... like most China-men.
May I ride it ?
Yawn