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Winter Seasonal Depression
I hate this time of year. The holidays suck. I'm reminded of what a fucking sack of losers my whole family has become.
My wife used to be pretty, but now is a chubby slob. My son is a fucking dork. He never was good at sports and wasn't smart in academics, either, to make up for it. He can't even change the oil in his fucking car. He goes to some art college on my dime and is basically never going to get a job with his shitty degree. My daughter is quiet and benign, but has never had a boyfriend in her 26 years and is homely as fuck. She has a degree from a Christian college, which is about as good as lighting a match to money. She makes minimum wage at a thrift store. All of the kids still live at home.
This should be the best time of my life, but I'm fucking getting drained by this whole bunch. I just want to lie on the beach with a margarita nearby, while some hot, tanned whore sucks my dick as I'm smoking a cigar and enjoying the sun. Maybe someday. . . .
Ever hrar of D8vorce You p.o.shit!!
Your Pure Evil Mr. Perfect! Sound like my sibling the Loser, Noone is perfect like him or you. Always looking gown on others including family.
Well Im going yo heaven ,I'll be sure yo look down & wave at you pathetic loser
And your wife, your Don YOU DIF THAT! NOT SNYONE ELSE. YOU!! Get over yourself, you ain't as great & perfect as you think!!
What a loser
Your life is the sum of your decisions.
Sounds like shit bro.