My Barefoot Friend Wiped My Ass with His Feet
I'm Bob and I recently got fired after asking my Boss to Wipe My Butt after I crapped my pants during a Board Meeting.
I was drinking away at the bar and then I shit my pants and everyone at the bar could smell as the Bartender asked me to go to the restroom or leave.
My Friend Fred exited the restroom barefoot and he was in his underwear as the Bartender was shocked and was getting angry as Fred picked his foot off the floor and smelled his feet to everyone's shock and disgust.
Then I dropped my pants and exposed my dirty unwiped ass after shitting my pants as Fred then put his bare feet in my butt crack and wiped my ass with his feet.
His feet was covered in my shit as he then began to smell his feet to everyone's shock and disgust
I then took Fred's Foot and put my nose between his toes and smelled his feet to everyone's horror as the Bartender had enough and told us to leave.
Oh well at least we gave everyone something to remember.
Are you in a third world, shit hole country?
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