My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

So, my wife and I were watching clerks the other day. I've seen it a hundred times. She hadn't seen it yet. We got to the part where dante and his GF are arguing about how many dicks had she sucked. I paused it and said, "So, what do you think?" She said, "Funny. Not worth getting mad about tho." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "I've sucked more dick than that." Keep in mind that my wife told me when we met that she is a professed slut. So I laughed and said, "Ok, how many dicks have you sucked?" (in the same way that dante said it on the movie.

She said, "How many different dicks or how many times per dick?" I said, "Either." She said, "Well, you and I have been married for 15 years. I've probably sucked your dick 1000 times in 15 years. Not to mention the dick I've sucked that isn't yours." I said, "You mean before we got married?" She said, "No dear. Since we got married." I said, "Has it really been that many?" She said, "Well, yeah. For one, it's been 15 years. You know i'm a flirt and horny af. In 15 years, aside from you, I've slept with something like 17 other men. Now sucking dick? Probably 3 times that this year alone." I said, "Holy shit! Really?" She said, "Yeah. Girls like me get hit on a lot and the best way to shut them up and get them to leave me alone is to just give them what they really want." I said, "So, you suck the dick of every guy that hits on you?" She said, "Not every guy, no. Just the ones that are persistant. If I'm interested but playing coy, I'll respond at first with something like Nah, not today. If they keep at it I'll tell them to find some place private and I'll reward them. Then I suck them off."
I said, "Jeez, I didn't think it would be that many." She said, "Hey, what can I say? I like to suck dick. You of all people should know that. Plus, I don't say a word when you come home and your cock smells like pussy." I said, "What?" She said, "Don't act like you don't know what i'm talking about. I know what pussy tastes like and I damn sure know what it smells like. I get it. Sometimes you just want something different. Can't always have the best pussy on earth." I winked at her and said, "Best on earth?" She said, "You're god damned right it is." She spread her legs and lifted her skirt. She wasn't wearing panties but that was nothing new. She never wears panties. She said, "Just look at it. You know you wanna put your cock in there right now. I can see that you are hard. You get hard at the thought of your wife with a dick in it, don't you?" I said, "Well, yeah I..." She cut me off and said, "I knew it. You are a horny little fuck. You like your slut wife fucking other men, don't you?Don't you? Tell me the truth or I'm gonna put this pussy right in your face and masturbate and not let you touch me." I said, "Ok. Yes. I do."

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