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How and where do you masturbate? As a married man, with one child, I usually lock myself in the bathroom, find some lotion, get a few pieces of TP, and go to town stroking myself to the memory of some girl I used to fuck, or one of my wife’s friends whom I’d like to fuck. I shoot my load into the TP, then flush it down. I’m usually done in 3 to 5 minutes and then back to whatever I was doing before. Just curious about others’ methods.
Apr 5
LOL my parents had this old RV parked at the very back of our property. It was sort of our "fort" and "spaceship" when we were kids.
When puberty hit us, it was where we'd hide to masturbate or experiment with each other. In the summer we'd open all the windows that faced away from the house because it was so hot in there but it did not stop us LOL
I’m single, so I jerk off anyplace I want. My favorite is outdoors, totally naked in warm weather.
Anywhere I can get time alone to do so! I always eat mine, way less messy than tissue. Jerk off, shoot it in my hand, cup, condom, eat it and get back to what I was doing.
From like 13 until about 20, my youngest sis would usually jerk me off as she also masturbated. Whe I got married, at some point my wife admitted to jerking off her older boy cousin often for a couple of years while she was a preteen so we quickly work that in. As a dad...our now eight year old occasionally rubs mine out for me...and no, mom is not aware of it.
So nice of your daughter to help
I’m single, no kids. You’re lucky to get jerked off by him.
At home on the toilet after a dump or when I'm home alone. Everyone leaves before I go to work M-F so I get a chance then but I try to avoid it because it slows me down trying to find a good scene and I'm rushing for the next 20 mins knowing I really have 10. If I'm looking at porn at work or just exceptionally horny, I may sneak off to the bathroom and rub one out but that's rare.
Did you ever have any adventures on Omegle when it was online ???
I jerk off on my moms bed
At the library ,single use bathroom it’s a m/ f they have a women’s group on Friday younger women probably 20’s and 30’s I wait until a few of the women have used it . It smells like pussy , I think some of them know what I’m doing in there because I’m in there for quite a while and it doesn’t smell like poop.
I like public areas. Use to be worried till I've had others come in and do it while I was. Still try to be discreet but don't stop if someone comes in. Done it at the urinal once and that was a thrill. Blasted cum all over and left it.
Normally in bed or in the bathroom. Not too much in the shower. I've used lube and massage oil before. Mostly like going dry till I'm wet. Outside the bathroom I'll use my underwear to cum in. To for the rest.
Why do this instead of fucking the wife?
Why not both? My wife and I fuck maybe 2 or 3 times a month. I jack off daily and I'm 56. Stay horny!
Simply put, I am no longer attracted to my wife.
It's like that. Sometimes of some online naked chick with that perfect body or reminiscing over a memorable encounter of the past is more mentally stimulating. Every blue moon I have to remind myself that I have in house vagina, just like the ones online, so I might as well put it to use.
Y not jerk off for your wife? I do, she loves watching the juice cum out.
Did you ever have any adventures on Omegle when it was online ?
Yeah, with kids that were sneaking online while their parents were still at work a couple of times